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posted 1/6/2011 7:28:11 PM |
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A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads:
Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh.
COST $5
So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves.
The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see's the horse and the jar, this time it says:
You can win all of this if you make the horse cry.
COST $10
So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had.
So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks "How did you do that?"
The guy says "The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!"

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NightOfOld

Jan 6 @ 7:36PM  



good one
onehornytoad69

Jan 6 @ 8:07PM  
Good one!!!
LadyRamRod

Jan 6 @ 8:12PM  
liked that hog
lilofval

Jan 6 @ 9:18PM  
theSkwirl

Jan 6 @ 10:02PM  


Oh crap, don't let Bunny meet this guy.. we'll never hear from her again.
tassie1

Jan 7 @ 4:52AM  
PeachyKeen

Jan 7 @ 8:42AM  
sugarnspice005

Jan 7 @ 10:31AM  
Wow...so he's more than "hung like a horse"? He must have a helluva time putting his jeans on.

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