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BLONDE ICE FISHING

posted 1/4/2011 11:04:09 AM |
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  shyguy140

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.” Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.” This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ”THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.” The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ”Is that you, Lord?” The voice answered, ”NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.”

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1bunny629

Jan 4 @ 1:32PM  
Ha!...shoulda seen that coming!
sugarnspice005

Jan 4 @ 1:54PM  
I had a feeling it was an ice rink after the first "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE".

Cute!!!
tassie1

Jan 4 @ 2:10PM  
LadyRamRod

Jan 4 @ 7:05PM  
I like that

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