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Bob’s life sucks. His boss is a prick. His kids don’t listen and his wife has been getting awfully chummy with that asshole Stevens, that lives across the street. Why? Because Bob has a little pecker, that’s why. The worst part is everyone can tell Bob has a little pecker. That’s why his kids are disrespectful little shits. That’s why the Missus is becoming the neighborhood ho. But, when Bob’s darkest hour is upon him, salvation is at hand. Somebody turns Bob on2 some pills and POOF! Three fucking inches!

Bob couldn’t believe his luck! He popped a couple more tabs and BINGO! Just like that old bob wuz hung like a fucking horse! He began walking with a whole new swagger. Finally, the boss laid off his ass and he got that promotion he’d been hoping 4. His asshole kids straightened the fuck up and managed 2 stay out of reform school and once he’d laid it 2 the old lady and she got a chance 2 tell her girlfriends, they even started looking at him with new respect. In fact, the way she’d been making eyes at him, he thought he had a shot with that Janice. The best part of all wuz that asshole Stevens went back 2 trying 2 get in2 the babysitter’s panties and left his family alone.

The pharmaceutical giants would have us believe the story U just read is true. They want us 2 believe that there is some magic pill we can take that will restore us 2 our misspent youth…only with all the knowledge we have managed 2 gleam from life. In some ways they have even succeeded in this goal. I took Cialis and let me tell U…it fucking made my dick think I wuz sixteen again! I wuz getting boners 4 no goddamn reason and shit. It wuz a fucking blast! And speaking of blasts…it seemed like I could have an unending number of them!

But I can’t say my life got any better. My job still sucks, my kid is still an asshole and the neighbor is still trying 2 get my wife 2 suck his cock. So, maybe that’s just life. Maybe that story about Bob is just a bunch of bullshit thought up by some dickhead in a three piece suit working at some goddamned Wall Street Ad agency.

Or maybe I just didn’t take enough.

Keeping U posted,

DS

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HRRRICKANE

Jan 14 @ 6:42PM  
BAHAHAHAHAHA.....WAS BOB HIS NAME OR OCCUPATION....BAHAHAHA
sixxupyers

Jan 14 @ 6:57PM  
wtxman

Jan 14 @ 7:15PM  
remember, if your hardon, er erection last for more than 4 hours then fucking A, I think you took enough you lucky stiff.
Cum2dayIsay

Jan 14 @ 7:36PM  

I fuckin' LOVE reading the shyt you cum up with!
That bullshyt about having an erection lasting more then 4 hours in the commercial, they advise seeing your doctor at once!
Now........either the doctor community wants in on some of those hardons, medical research I guess, or the suits really do think the peoples that watch are that fuckin' stupid!




I get a 4+ hour hardon --- I'm checkin' my blackbook for the horniest number I can recall laying and me and her are eating lobster, steak, caviar and drinking $200.00 bottles of wine and then I'm taking MORE of the shyt and her and I are gonna ROC!!!



Keep writing D.S. --- yer lil' ditties make my day!

Later........
openmindedguy71

Jan 14 @ 8:11PM  
Back when i was about 20 and going to college Me an my fiance got going real good one day. I mean I had never ever performed like I did with her. We got going and didn't stop til almost 7 hours later. I kept a hard on the whole time. We lost track of how many times i came after about 12 and finally we stopped when both of us were too sore to walk much less fuck any more. I don't know what is was or how I did it but damn I wish I could do it every time. And that was without benefit of pills. Maybe one day the sex gods will smile on me again....
cabl_guy

Jan 14 @ 8:46PM  
Great blog, DS!

I get so fucking sick of seeing that commercial !!! I keep hoping they'll run out of trial packs sometime soon.

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, see your Dr. What do I do? Run up to the receptionist with a huge boner screaming, " I gotta see the Doc! I can't get rid of this! " And, slap her in the face with it.
kkatydid

Jan 14 @ 8:47PM  
Wonderer where ya been...damn if i know why!! Still in love with ya!!
lazyspoon

Jan 14 @ 9:17PM  
ponme

Jan 14 @ 9:35PM  
I don't care who y'are.. that's funny shit right there..
MEMEME69247

Jan 14 @ 11:44PM  
Right On....DS......Thanks for the and the you have bestowed upon us.......
evening_storm

Jan 15 @ 12:23AM  
You know I always thought the looks of the lady that plays Bob's wife on the commercial explained a bunch....cheesy....literally have you seen them...they cheese for the camera the entire time the camera is rolling..not to mention the knockoff attempt to address the 50 plus age group. The leave it to beaver ( no pun intended) scenarios. The only commercial that gives this one some competition in Cornville...is the Trojan Man commercials.

Rain

PS Hi DS
jump9

Jan 15 @ 1:44PM  
Great writing style and content. Great blog and a true funny fucker....
jump9

Jan 16 @ 10:25PM  
C'mon people comment, this is best blog ever at amd. DS is a real writer...I've read this blog again and again and makes laugh every time. So much better than the boring,senseless, drivel that goes on here.

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