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His View On Women Drivers....

posted 12/27/2010 11:54:04 AM |
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Men and women often see things in a very different light.........
Now I understand their view on women drivers just a little more.....well at least this one guy.


This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a

Woman
In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away
For a couple seconds...

to continue shaving

And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man,
I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver

Which knocked
The donut
Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Cell Phone
Away from my ear


Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs!
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,

Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an
Important call.

Damn women drivers!

Thank goodness this man made it to his destination safely.... well unless he is still on the interstate and was using his laptop for this.



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B9CC1D

Dec 27 @ 1:58PM  
Oh, I can guarantee the guy that did this to me got to his destination safely.

My life sure did change following this. Sometimes I wonder if his did.
sawduster

Dec 27 @ 3:54PM  
sounds like a joke don't it? but, the reality is it happens, and there is no way to remove the stupidity from the gene pool. and i've been guilty of doing something dumb at times as well. but i try not to make it a habit of talking on the cell while driviing unless i have an ear piece, or digging around for something i've misplaced or dropped while driving.
sugarnspice005

Dec 27 @ 7:02PM  
Well, there ya go now.
onehornytoad69

Dec 27 @ 7:21PM  
OIC how you womens are!!!
You will Give a guy a Blow job while he is driving,and its OK... But..you wanna Bitch when he shaves.....wtf?

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