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posted 12/26/2010 7:34:23 PM |
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Ok here is a wild question yfor you all.

Your riding your jackass down the street someone with a rock knocks you off your ass..
The police show up can you tell the cops that you where stoned off your ass ???

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Dec 26 @ 7:51PM  
Sure would be fun to see the looks on the cops face.

Dec 26 @ 7:53PM  
Are you high right now?


Dec 26 @ 8:19PM  
Wonder if they'd get it.....


Dec 26 @ 8:50PM  
Probably not with a straight face.........

Dec 26 @ 9:41PM  

Dec 26 @ 9:53PM  
That would be a good one!
I asked a cop in the bar the other night if any major felonies occurred later that night, could he make sure they happened in his county, cos I was up to my ass in major felonies in the next county over! He looked at me kinda weird then it dawned on me, he wasn't who I thought he was and didn't know that I work for the courts. I kinda had to explain it to him, and whipped out my badge for good measure!

Dec 27 @ 8:39AM  
If you saw Brave Heart I'd say you was hit with a rock by William Wallace.

Dec 27 @ 8:52AM  
Depends on the cop...

Dec 27 @ 8:53AM  
Several years ago, my son and I went to Baskin-Robbins for ice cream.. We both ordered sundaes. The young lady behind the counter made mine and handed it to me, then made my sons. When she handed it to him, the whipped cream and cherry topping slid off the sundae to the floor. I told the young girl that my son had lost his cherry and could he get another one. The look on her face was absolutely priceless. I wish that I had a camera with me to get the expression on film.

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