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Merry Christmas and Harpy Nude Rear

posted 12/24/2010 4:46:38 PM |
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  theSkwirl

Just droppin by to say hey.. happy holidays, whatever one you enjoy. Happy weekend for those who don't enjoy.. Happy whatever to those who are bored and disgusted already.

Now I'm gonna sing you a song I rewrote for the season.

Tis the season to get fatter



Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la



All the goodies on the platter



Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la



Don we now some loose apparel

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.



Bellies swollen up like barrels

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.



See the fudge and cake before us



Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la



Jenny Craig does now implore us



Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la



Follow me through the buffet line

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.



You take that one cuz this one's mine

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.



In the new year, lads and lasses



Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la



We can fast away these asses



Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la





Merrily we roll along, roll along.. roll along...



has anyone seen my toes?

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Wordsofwit

Dec 24 @ 4:56PM  
Cute
sugarnspice005

Dec 24 @ 6:30PM  
Love it!!!

Here is your special Christmas Kudo.
ladybootscooter

Dec 24 @ 6:59PM  
I hope you're happy! You've had this ear worm in my ear for three days now!!!!
*leaves a kudo and walks away humming the song which is still stuck in my head*
ksk72

Dec 24 @ 7:30PM  
too cute...two dinners planned in one day I am going to pretend I dont care how many calories are involved
onehornytoad69

Dec 24 @ 8:40PM  
Merry Christmas Lady!!!
PinkToeNails

Dec 24 @ 8:43PM  


Merry Christmas!!!
themama

Dec 25 @ 1:10AM  
Merry Christmas...That was cute..
flavorbuster

Dec 25 @ 2:06AM  
Dang that little ditty deserves a gee-tar > .... ....
aftershox

Dec 25 @ 8:21AM  
A big "fat" kudo for this one.. for originality and ... making me laugh even after re-reading it several times.

And for me stealing your line "Harpy Nude Rear" ROTLMAO.


Nude Rear..LOL.. I luv nekkid asses.. Nude Rear,, Nude Rear..
NightOfOld

Dec 25 @ 11:31AM  


Merry Christmas to a VERY Special SKWIRL.
PeachyKeen

Dec 25 @ 1:34PM  
Aww Skwirl, you make indulgence even more pleasurable-n-fun!
Here's to Fat-n-Happy... at least for a a few days!
Happy ChrisKwanzKah!
KitKat25

Dec 25 @ 6:13PM  
Love...love...loved the poem! Kudos!

Hey Ms. Skwirl...if you sit down on the couch and put your legs up...I'll just bet you can still see all ten of your toes.

Merry Soltice and Happy Nude Deer to you too!
Sunshinegal35

Dec 26 @ 1:06PM  
Thanks for the chuckle, SKWIRL! I needed that! Hope you had a nice Christmas and have an even merrier New Year!
1bunny629

Dec 26 @ 3:15PM  
...Love you! Hope you had a Merry Day and are anticipating gleefully what the new year will bring!

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