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OH My heart bleeds for this guy!

posted 12/20/2010 12:57:03 PM |
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A middle aged businessman goes to see his physician. "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says. "My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a blow job. She gives me a quick one before I leave for lunch. And before I leave work at the end of the day she really works me over."
"So what seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, you see, my wife is a nymphomaniac," the man continued. "I service her every morning when we get up. I go home for a quick half hour every day at lunch and then we have a marathon session each night before we go to sleep."
"I still don't know what your problem is," said the doctor.
"You see Doc, every time I masturbate I get these dizzy spells."


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B9CC1D

Dec 20 @ 1:21PM  
Now, I told you about this in confidence.
NightOfOld

Dec 20 @ 2:04PM  


Well Dom I knew he wasn't talking about me. I haven't had sex in 400 years.
You lucky guy Dom.
sharedwifeinmo

Dec 20 @ 5:41PM  
That's what I call stamina! Have his number handy?
justme4u

Dec 20 @ 6:04PM  
PeachyKeen

Dec 20 @ 6:08PM  
I'm willing to give him a transfusion any day!
sugarnspice005

Dec 20 @ 6:49PM  
Talk about some stamina!!!!!!!!
PinkToeNails

Dec 20 @ 7:03PM  
shhhhhhhhhhh......don't tell anyone... but....




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OH My heart bleeds for this guy!