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posted 12/19/2010 9:21:01 PM |
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I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for awhile and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you do this for me, no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping it and sucking out the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer, so......

Do you have a piece of gum?

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Dec 19 @ 9:24PM  
o recommend dentyne. its not bad for your teeth.

Dec 19 @ 9:24PM  
Sure, I have some Big Red. Want some?

Actually, that was cute!

Dec 19 @ 9:44PM  
I'm a Double Bubble man myself!
It was funny!

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