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posted 12/17/2010 3:18:42 PM |
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A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.

'Care to go upstairs and have a shag?' the husband asks.

`Sshhh ' said the bride. `All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper-thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, "Have you left the washing machine door open" instead?'

So the following night, the husband asks, `I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open did you?'

'No, I definitely shut it,' replied the wife who rolled over and went to sleep.

When she woke up, however, she was feeling a little randy herself and she nudged her husband and said, `I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?'

'No thanks,' said the husband, 'it was only a small load and I've done it by hand.'

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Dec 17 @ 3:37PM  

Dec 17 @ 7:02PM  
She should have just grabbed the handle and crank it up some!


Dec 17 @ 7:04PM  
Good one!

Dec 17 @ 7:12PM  
Liked it hog

Dec 17 @ 7:18PM  
Showed her she should have brought out the whiskey and they would have worked it out...

Dec 17 @ 7:45PM  
Just in case I just want you ladies to know I could probably work up a load!
Or I'm sure Toad would be willing to furnish one.

Dec 17 @ 8:08PM  
I'll help out all i can hog!!! Many times!!!!

Dec 17 @ 8:38PM  
Toad, I just knew I could count on you to help out. Your just a giving guy like me!

Dec 17 @ 8:57PM  


Dec 17 @ 9:13PM  
I'll bet if ya ask Nightofold would be willing to help toad and me out!

Dec 17 @ 9:53PM  

Small load, huh? Sounds like another joke about my ex!

Dec 18 @ 1:27AM  

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