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posted 12/15/2010 8:46:18 PM |
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A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That's a good piece of fir." "Correct, says the manager, now try this one." "That,s a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused, says the blind man, Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you,re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the shit house door off a tuna boat!"

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Wordsofwit

Dec 15 @ 10:08PM  
This one of the oldest, stalest jokes that I know but it is related...

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

"Good morning ladies"
LadyRamRod

Dec 15 @ 10:13PM  
Hey that was great shyguy, really enjoyed it
sugarnspice005

Dec 15 @ 10:21PM  
hog77297

Dec 15 @ 10:25PM  
Bey it did smell a little shitty.
onehornytoad69

Dec 15 @ 10:33PM  
Good one!

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