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posted 12/12/2010 11:49:48 PM |
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  sharedwifeinmo

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

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west_coast

Dec 12 @ 11:54PM  
LOL!!!
redbronze

Dec 13 @ 12:06AM  
HA HA HA HA....

How common is herpes?
•About 50 percent to 80 percent of the adult population in the United States has oral herpes (commonly called cold sores or fever blisters), with as many as 90% having the virus by age 50.
•Most people contract oral herpes when they are children by receiving a kiss from a friend or relative.
•About one in five persons in the United States has genital herpes; however, as many as 90 percent are unaware that they have the virus. There are many reasons people do not know they have herpes (see below).
•Anyone who is sexually active can contract genital herpes.
onehornytoad69

Dec 13 @ 1:01AM  
oh no!
tassie1

Dec 13 @ 6:44AM  
poor doctor
shyguy140

Dec 13 @ 3:32PM  
Surprise!!

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