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posted 12/11/2010 1:56:56 AM |
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I swear at my age since I'm not quite 50 I thought I'd never go through that kind of torture. If you are a meat & tater consumer then don't brag about it because the warning of putting fiber in your diet isn't a myth it's a fucking fact. Hell I thought I was shitting twins & one was too shy to come out. Luckily it's internal & the doctor gave me a choice on a rectal exam. I did get nervous when he put on them rubber gloves & since I was fortunate to have a choice which was a gigantic relief I said Hell No !!! I don't enjoy the thought of sticking anything in my keester so rather than feeling violated I opted to follow doctors orders with the little torpedos in the privacy of my own bathroom which took me about an hour to get up the nerve to do it. I promise if I knew what was in store for me after that whole hour of cowardliness I probably would have never did it. I ran around the house screaming it burns like the exorcist with no exaggeration. Well after the agony it worked & I'm all better now. The worm has turned for me because it's gone with the help of the tiny torpedo , benefiber, & lots of food with fiber. Sorry about my anal retentive story.

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B9CC1D

Dec 11 @ 3:16AM  
I have a downstairs neighbor. She's a 20something that is setting herself up by consumption.

She eats almost nothing but processed flour, dairy and meat products (burgers, chicken nuggets, pizza rolls, etc.)

She smokes at least half a pack a day, often more.

She is not only "420 friendly", she uses it like she owns stock.

By age 50, she will:

1) Need a colostomy due to diverticulosis.
2) Have huge pores, wrinkles, and sagging tits (nicotine destroys collagen in the connective tissues and sebaceous cells.)
3) Have no real memory (THC litterally puts holes in your brain like it was swiss cheese.)

In comparison, I have an uncle that people have made fun of for decades because he's a "health nut" that believes that whole foods are good for you.
He has a genius level IQ and runs 10 miles a day.
He's also 70.

I rest my case.
Lisa46

Dec 11 @ 6:51AM  
oh you poor baby! there is a liquid you could have taken and it would have helped you pass your poopie easier. My ex had surgery and couldn't go so the dr recommended this stuff worked like a charm. I eat granola and yogurt regular so good luck
Wordsofwit

Dec 11 @ 7:46AM  
Often life style and eating habits are like using a credit card in that too much use results in having to pay handsomely for it later.
aftershox

Dec 11 @ 8:26AM  
Those mini-medicated suppositories are a working girl's best friend.

No, I am not talking about "those" kinds of working girls.LOL.I am talking about someone like me who works a full time job and sometimes meets her male friend for sex including anal sex after work.

Ideally, I like to be totally clean back there before any recreational play, and the workplace bathroom is no place to be using an enema. So I pop in one of those "burning torpedos" (biscodyl suppositories) some times adding a 2nd glycerin suppository to make things smoother and go back to my desk and do some work for 20-30 mins until I get the urge.

After work, I stop in a bathroom at a Fast food place for an enema rinse and to touch up my make up, then I am off to my date.

I take comfort that the cleansing I do for sex (plus the occasional wine enema) is good for my colon health. And I have also changed my diet to eat whole grain bread (there is an ethnic bakery that makes a bread our family affectionately calls "poop bread"), vegetables and the occasional FIBER CHOICE to keep things moving as they shoul.

For whatever reason.. I seem to get nasty headaches when I am constipated. That connection strikes me funny -- the term "cephalorectitis" comes to mind.
onehornytoad69

Dec 11 @ 9:04AM  
I'm Glad you got it all fixed up!!!
flavorbuster

Dec 11 @ 12:55PM  
some times adding a 2nd glycerin suppository to make things smoother
Damn Shox that is rather bizarre ... It's a good thing nitro is not included otherwise you would blow out your asshole !!!
aftershox

Dec 11 @ 3:58PM  
Dayum Flavor.. I am nutz but I ain;t crazy enough to put TNT up my ass...LOL.

Just plain ole' glycerin suppositories is what I am talking about..It makes it all burn a bit less.

Alot of other things have been up my ass, but no sticks of dynamite...

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