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Santa's Lap!!!

posted 12/8/2010 7:55:40 PM |

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onehornytoad69

Ok Ladies.... Hop up here(on my lap) and Tell Santa..What You Want..... for Christmas!
Guys..everyone knows what You want!!!!!!!!! Sorry...!!!!

Honestly..... Ladies and Gents...... If you could ask for and Get..a Practical Gift....what would it be?
Be it big or small...what would it be?

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PrincessKissy

Dec 8 @ 8:13PM

Practical? I'd like a bike, so I don't have to walk everywhere. Or a space heater so I don't have to use the oven to help heat my apartment. Baking supplies, including a rolling pin would be just lovely, so I can do my holiday baking. Sugar, butter, flour, sprinkles, cookie cutters. I'm actually REALLY easy to buy for. Oooooh. Pants that fit would be beyond lovely. I've lost so much weight that virtually NONE of my pants fit anymore.

onehornytoad69

Dec 8 @ 8:37PM

You can get in my Pants...anytime!!!!
Thanks lady!! That was Great!!!!!!
I'll tell Santa!!!

LadyRamRod

Dec 8 @ 8:51PM

I would like a pet frog, lol

onehornytoad69

Dec 8 @ 8:58PM

Just Because he goes...Knee Deep..eh?

LadyRamRod

Dec 8 @ 9:03PM

Well maybe

Linda318

Dec 8 @ 11:30PM

I broke my rolling pin. So a new one would be great. Not telling how I broke it.

1bunny629

Dec 9 @ 1:45AM

...you mean sit on my lillie pad...don't ya???...I want a new winter hat. The one I have now is Misst Kitty and it isn't getting the laughs it used to get. I want a puppy dog hat. Long ears with a puppy head for the hat part...and when ya pinch the ear the puppy hat top part has a mouth and it barks...I think that would be funny...maybe if it danced too....that's all...thanks sir froggy santa....

lunanegra

Dec 9 @ 1:51AM

Too heavy for ya, just gonna stand and lean on your shoulder....a steam mop. Top of the line steam mop- long handle, angled to get into corners, large water tank, rechangeable pads and can heat to 212 degrees; my apartment is all linoleum and I hate it.

PeachyKeen

Dec 9 @ 9:05AM

I'm not hoppin' on a horny toad's lap disguising himself as Santa... nope, not gonna do it... LOL!

Normally I don't care for practical gifts for Christmas, but this year's different... probably because I refuse to hop onto any guys lap... I need an 8 ft. ladder. So if Santa can stuff one of those into my stocking I'll be grateful!

sugarnspice005

Dec 9 @ 7:41PM

Money to get the stupid heater fan in my van fixed. Damn thing works 3 % of the time during the winter. Works fine in the summer...just doesn't work worth a damn in the winter.

Seems every time I get close to saving up to take it in to get fixed.....something else comes up.

Lisa46

Dec 9 @ 7:55PM

well toad clause I need a proportion valve for the van. It has something to do with the brake system so I'm adding fluid like every two weeks now. Damn Van was suppose to last for a few years don't think that is gonna happen. now the unpractical item?? A new toy you will HAND deliver right?

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