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What Clothing Do You Wear.. When Going Outdoors, When Its Really Cold Out?

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How do you Dress?

As a Hunter...I have read up on this ...big time!!!
I have watched all of the TV Hunting shows..that tell you all this...
Everything you read and watch on TV says...to Dress in layers!!!!
I will have to admit...I have found that they all... were correct!

But if I am just going out...to do something that will only take a few Minutes...I'll toss on my Old coveralls!
Oh..how they make me so Comfy!!
I have many times sit down..inside the house... between trips..and just fell asleep!!!
They are Like a Woman in silk to me!!! They just feel that damn good!!!
But there is one Draw Back to wearing these things!!!
I sure do wish "Flavor" was here....because I'm sure he has Lived this before!!!
While in these Comfy Coveralls.....If You Pass Gas!!!!
Oh my lord.....
You are talking about an Real Experience!!!
The Gas..takes a Long ...Long time to Make it Up.....to...
Your collar!!!
But once it Does...Fuck...its like someone Opened a can of Shit....and shoved it up your Nose!!!!!
OMGoodness its the Most Gross thing you have ever smelled in Your Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn I miss "Flavor"!!!!
So...How do you Dress when You are headed Outdoors? Short time? Long time?

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rnj1013

Dec 7 @ 6:48PM  
I don't even own a pair of pants so I pretty much wear the same thing no matter what....pair of shorts, short sleeves, and flip flops (don't own shoes either)
onehornytoad69

Dec 7 @ 6:51PM  
I use to like you man!!!!
Hey I think... "Pink" is looking for you!! Just saying..
rnj1013

Dec 7 @ 6:56PM  
dude! I envy you. Overalls that hold in and amplify your flatulence? That rocks. I could use those at work
sugarnspice005

Dec 7 @ 6:58PM  
I've got wool socks to wear with my winter boots, my winter coat is down filled, and depending on what I'm doing, just running errands...just my coat and gloves...but if I'm going to be out shoveling out the driveway, I have the hood on, warm gloves, and depending on how cold it is, I might put a sweater on under my winter coat.

PinkToeNails

Dec 7 @ 6:59PM  
I don't even own a pair of pants so I pretty much wear the same thing no matter what....pair of shorts, short sleeves, and flip flops (don't own shoes either)

Won't take long to get him naked..... .. just sayin.......

I try not to go outside too much when it's this cold! But I make sure my hands are covered... I can't stand for them to be cold! I'd stay in sandals year round if I could but... I can't... I sure do miss my sandals tho!
onehornytoad69

Dec 7 @ 7:03PM  
This is what i am talking about.. bro!!!
There's only one way for it to escape!!! Straight up!!!
rnj1013

Dec 7 @ 7:16PM  
Won't take long to get him naked.....

Ummm...this blog was what I wear OUTSIDE!

Inside it wouldn't take me long to get dressed
onehornytoad69

Dec 7 @ 7:16PM  
Hey..RNJ...I dunno if you know it or not...but we are having a Christmas......Party/Game this Saturday....at Noon!!!
This is the Link to Sigin up on!!!!!
I'm sure the Ladies would Love to get a Gift from You!!!! Please read the blog if you have Not...done so!
It could be Great fun..if everyone plays along! just saying...
ksk72

Dec 7 @ 10:21PM  
I dont like heavy clothes. I went out today in jeans and the shirt on my pic actually with a hoodie. All I need to get from car to store
DangerousCurves999

Dec 7 @ 11:17PM  
Well I put on my really thin silk/acrylic blend thermals pants and top. I have sets in 4 colors, black, chocolate, baby blue and heather grey.

Then if I am leaving the house anytime that day I will put on comfy jeans, a button down flannel shirt or a long sleeve polo. To top that off I have several ploar fleece 1/4 zip sweatshirts or my favorite "Fish Diva" hoodie..(not much of a hoodie fan... feel like I am being choked so I prefer to wear clothes that allow for cleavage)

If it's not raining too hard I will wear the long fleece coat that I made with the bears on it. Sold the last one made of that fabric so no more people stopping me in public wanting to buy the coat off my back. .

If it is frigid.. i.e. ice weather or snow I wear my chocolate mid length down coat with my sheepskin lined boots with the grippy soles and ice cleats.

If it's raining you can bet I am going to be geared up like I am going crab fishing in the bearing sea. Rain pants, rain coat, extra tuffs, beanie.

If I am staying in for the day which is often ... as my business is at home.. sometimes I crank up the heat and stay in my fleece PJ's. Mostly I have a comfy few pairs of sweat pants and some over sized sweaters for kicking around the house.

If I am working outside in the cold I layer up and add my insulated coveralls over my jeans and thermals. Have spent the last few months on a roof in cold and windy conditions doing sheetmetal patches. Thank god I got done before the snow... but that cold and clear crap almost gave me frostbite as I can't work with gloves on.
1bunny629

Dec 8 @ 1:19AM  
...what do you eat that makes you pass such stinky gas????...anywhoo...depending on how cold it is and what I have to do...it varies.
1bunny629

Dec 8 @ 1:41AM  
...ok...here is my trick. If ya go out cold then you will stay cold. I throw all the clothes I am going to wear in the dryer...socks, undies, silk longjohns, coat, hat, scarf...and anything else...oh yeah...some jeans...leave them in just long enough to warm them and then put them on...your good to go.,,,works every time.
tassie1

Dec 8 @ 5:45AM  
imagine how a deep-sea diver feels on a bad work day
theSkwirl

Dec 8 @ 6:45PM  
I've got wool socks to wear with my winter boots, my winter coat is down filled, and depending on what I'm doing, just running errands...just my coat and gloves...but if I'm going to be out shoveling out the driveway, I have the hood on, warm gloves, and depending on how cold it is, I might put a sweater on under my winter coat.

Sugar is shoveling minus her pants again!

I wear whatever.. I rarely get too cold.. if I do I put on everything I own.
KitKat25

Dec 8 @ 10:15PM  
For a short time? Stiletto heels and a bikini.
For a long time? Stiletto heels...a bikini...and a fur coat.
StraddleMyNose

Dec 9 @ 10:07AM  
Shorts. I sometimes wear shorts regardless of how cold it gets.
Wordsofwit

Dec 9 @ 10:22AM  
Usually a heavy jacket is good enough for me. Back when I was working outside sometimes when it was cold I would put on thermals. But now I am rarely out very long when it is cold, usually just to and from the car.

I make sure my hands are covered...

I don't really have a problem with my hands but will put on a knit stocking cap if it is cold, especially if it is windy, as I can't stand for my ears to be cold.

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What Clothing Do You Wear.. When Going Outdoors, When Its Really Cold Out?