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JOKE: IRS AUDIT

posted 1/14/2007 2:30:31 AM |
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**A man was called in for an audit by the IRS. So, he***
**asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.**

**"Wear your worst clothing and an old pair of shoes.**
**Let them think you are a pauper," the accountant **
**replied.**

**Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got **
**the opposite advice: "Don't let them intimidate you.**
**Wear your best suit and an expensive tie."**

**Confused, the man went to his Minister, told him of**
**the conflicting advice, and asked him what he should**
**do. **

**"Let me tell you a story," replied the Minister. "A**
**woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to**
**wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long,**
**flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck and**
**wool socks.' But when she asked her best friend, she **
**got conflicting advice: "Wear your most sexy negligee,**
**with a V-neck right down to your navel.'"**

**The man protested: "But Reverend, what does all this* *
**have to do with my problem with the IRS?"**

**"It doesn't matter what you wear; you're going to get**
**screwed."***

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StraddleMyNose

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Jan 14 @ 2:51AM  
lol...That's a good one, and just in time for tax season too.
Chedda1741

Jan 14 @ 3:08AM  
Yeah I just heard it myself, and it had me laughing. I love it!
Raven_Silverfire

Jan 14 @ 3:14AM  
Argit01

Jan 14 @ 4:22AM  
Nothing better than to start the day with a good laugh. Can't see myself wearing a negligee though!
StraddleMyNose

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Jan 14 @ 4:40AM  
Argit, I'll wear one. I have been told that I would make a pretty chick!
canuhelpme258

Jan 14 @ 5:48AM  

laughing things here! Funny!
Chedda1741

Jan 14 @ 8:45AM  
okay stradle, you said you'd wear one, so that means when you do, you're going to have to take a picture of you in it and post it on here for everyone to see! lol. Good luck!
ponme

Jan 14 @ 9:59AM  
Good joke! But, Straddle in a negligee? that I would have to see.
ynot7769

Jan 14 @ 10:26AM  
talk about a joke that rings with truth

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