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I Had A Dream...

posted 12/3/2010 12:33:30 AM |

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KitKat25

I had a dream about you peeps last night...and I thought I would share it in Pervia this evening.

My dream began like this...
I was sitting at the breakfast table...and Ynot was manning the stove. I could smell the bacon before I saw it...but then he turned around and I just about fell out of my chair. I don't know how many pounds of bacon he cooked up...but I guarantee you that it was more than any 1 person could ever eat. *Gulp*

While I was contemplating an easy way to tell Ynot how there was no way in hell I could eat that much bacon...Bunny walked in from her night on the town. She was still talking about duct tape and pipes...and how they make her horny ...when Aftershox slid into the chair beside me...and began talking to me about the pitfalls of vanilla sex. I admitted to her that I really wasn't as bendy as I used to be...and that one guy at time was all I could handle these days. I last saw Bunny and Aftershox exiting out the back door...and they were still talking about sex.

When Ynot sauntered over to the table carrying a yummy cup of coffee...that's when I noticed Casuallylooking. She was busy looking in closets...and underneath furniture. When I asked who she was looking for...she said "LilGriz...have you seen him"? I then admitted to Casuallylooking...that I wouldn't be much help to her since I'd never seen LilGriz's face...and if he had taken the blue shirt off he was wearing in his latest picture...I would be absolutely no help at all.

That's when I heard the click...clack...click...clack...of some very sassy red pumps...as the owner entered the kitchen. Ewe_Wish quickly sat down and began talking about her grandchildren. However...halfway through her tale...she noticed Casuallylooking still searching for LilGriz. That's when she said..."Casuallylooking...Ynot sent LilGriz to the store to get some more bacon (WTF! ) and that he would be back shortly".

Casuallylooking relaxed at this point...and then quickly asked Ewe_Wish if she wanted to go for a walk. Ewe_Wish said she did...but that she would need to change into her sneakers for that type of journey. Once Ewe_Wish and Casuallylooking were gone...I continued to admire Ms. Ewe's sassy red pumps until I just couldn't help myself any longer...and I simply had to try a pair on. I couldn't believe my luck! They actually fit...and they were super comfy as well.

Ynot eye-balled my new footwear...and then quickly told me that Ewe_Wish didn't share her pumps with ANYONE...so I'd better be taking those pumps off before Ms. Sheep returned from her walk. I looked at Ynot sheepishly and began to pout ...but then I decided he was right...and returned the pumps to the place that Ewe_Wish had put them before she left.

This is where my dream gets a little weird. Lisa46 magically appeared and told Ynot she'd love a cup of coffee. When Lisa sat down next to me...I found myself looking into the face of a beautiful cat. Now even though I was asleep...I knew a cat's face did not belong on a woman's body...so I quickly got up...and headed for the living room...fast.

That's when I encountered NightofOld. He was busy working on one of his famous roasts. When I tried to get him to divulge the next roast-of-honor...he was quite secretive and said I would find out later that week. That's when I noticed some really nice tunes coming from the den. I popped my head around the corner...and there was Luna. She was completely engrossed in my collection of CD's and records. I think she even liked some of my collection...but I did catch a few eye rolls right before I decided to leave and go outside.

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KitKat25

Dec 3 @ 12:35AM

Onehornytoad had promised to pop over and fix a leak I had discovered in my garage earlier that week...and I wanted to see if he was able to fix it. Upon my approach...I could hear several male voices talking. That's when I happened upon DarkKnightWalking and Hog and Onehornytoad. They were all busy yapping (yes...guys can yap too ) about whose motorcycle was the fastest. Apparently...Onehornytoad was the deciding vote in this debate. I asked Mr. Toadman if he had fixed my leak yet. He quickly told me how he had gotten distracted...and that he would take care of it right now. When I left...DarKnightWalking and Hog were still sharing motorcycle stories...I mean...fantasies.

As I was walking to my car...I heard a noise coming from the workshop. I peeked in the window and spotted Sawduster hard at work on another one of his masterpieces. I was going to talk to him for a moment...but that's when I saw the sign on the door. It said: I only want to be bothered for sex. If ya ain't offering sex...don't bother knocking. Alrighty then. You don't have to tell these chick-a-dee twice.

On that note...I hopped into my car and headed over to PinkToeNails. Last week...Ms. Pink had graciously volunteered to give me a pedicure. When I arrived...Themama was there too. We gabbed for a few minutes and then Pink said it was time to choose my nail color. Well...to make a long story short...she thought pink was the best color...but themama felt red was the way to go. In the end...I decided to compromise...so when I left Pink's house...the toenails on my right foot were pink...and the toenails on my left foot were red. My fingernails were purple...but that's a whole other story.

While on my way back to my house...I spotted Sugarnspice trying to round up her dogs. I noticed that two dogs were already loose and giving her a run for her money...when I looked up and saw another two dogs sitting on top of the roof. When I rolled down my window and asked if I could help her...she told me that I hadn't seen nothing yet. That's when she informed me that dog #5 was in the house preparing to give birth to another litter of puppies. She then proceeded to ask if I wanted one of the puppies after they were weened. I told her I would think about it...and then I quickly rolled up my window and speed away.

When I was 2 blocks away from the house...I noticed theSkwirl busy in the park looking for nuts. In fact...I'm pretty sure I passed her on the way to Ms. Pink's house...so I'm thinking she spent the whole dream looking for nuts...and although she seemed to have lots and lots of nuts...she still wanted more. Since she had a very determined look on her face that let you know that she meant business...and because I knew it was best to leave a foraging Skwirl alone...I continued past the park...and arrived back at my house.

On my way into the house...I passed Somnium...who was busy setting up a telescope in my front yard. I stopped to ask him what he was going to be looking at later...and he just smiled slyly and said..."You'll see".

I walked in the front door...and that's when I saw ShadowMale working on my computer. When he saw me...he stopped and got onto me for surfing unsafe websites. Yanno...porn sites. When I tried to explain to him about how my curiosity got the best of me one evening...and how I was checking out a new sex position ...he didn't seem to care since I had inadvertently caught a few computer bugs in the process. When I promised not to do it again (while crossing my fingers behind my back )...he decided to give me a break...and to finish fixing my computer.

When I popped my head into the kitchen to take a peek around...I discovered it was full of peeps. However...this time it was RJ...not Ynot who was busy cooking. She was making yummy Frye bread for everyone...while rocking out to Ozzie Osborne. All I can say is...the bread smelled delicious...and I loved her colorful tie dye shirt.

When dinner was ready...all the Pervians I had seen that day...were right there in my kitchen...and we were all sitting down to have a super delish meal. During my absence...Tassie had dropped by. He started passing out bruskies to RNJ1013 and Flavorbuster...and crackin' jokes as usual. Of course...when he mentioned the joke about the moles...I've never seen a room clear out faster. It was truly amazing. However...I really think most of the peeps left because they had simply finished their meals...and they needed to get home to their families.

At this point...I realized just how tired I really was...and I decided it was time to call it a day. As I pulled the beautifully handmade quilt that Girlcountry had made for me up over my shoulders...I wondered what my dream would be about this time...before I nodded off to sleep.

But then I woke up...and I could swear I smelled bacon in the air.

1bunny629

Dec 3 @ 2:40AM

...I seriously doubt Ynot saunters...but hey...it was your dream. Mine???...wasn't a dream.....Shane Battier was at Bardog and he was looking pretty! I said hi cause I used to wait on his girlfriend and he years ago at Grisanti's...they are now married...she is a cuttey pattutie and her name is Heidi...anywho...I had a fun night at work and after and am still trying to figure out how Aftershox and I got your leaked fixed being that I wan't even in the vacinity of Bacon!...oh yeah...Usher will be in the house on the 29th....do I care...not really...but, hey...he is pretty too!

1bunny629

Dec 3 @ 2:53AM

...so I am gathering that you are feeling better?! I am so excited you shared. I was downstairs trying to cram some food in my mouth since I had nothing to eat today and just rangled up a message as I was reading. Between you and Night and Rj and Dangerous Curves I have no idea...oh yeah and Softie...who the fuck is more talented...Sugar stands out as well. Hey I love you kids and all your skills. We all have something to share and you tied it up in a big bow and let us have it. What a read...that was great....hugs...thanks for a fun end to my night and am glad you are kicking it with us. M

onehornytoad69

Dec 3 @ 3:21AM

Cute dream!!!
Now,.... I'm wanting some bacon and fry-bread!!! WTF?

So..ummmm did I get your leak fixed? Or did I cause you too,... get wetter? just asking!!!
A Very Creative and fun read!
Greenie!!!

tassie1

Dec 3 @ 4:08AM

they never could handle a good joke

StraddleMyNose

Dec 3 @ 4:49AM

I loved your story, Kat!

If I could give you 10 kudos I would! You're a very talented writer!

PinkToeNails

Dec 3 @ 7:51AM

Great dream Kat!!! Very vivid!!!

I seriously doubt Ynot saunters

bunny just kills me!!

somnium

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Dec 3 @ 11:40AM

Of course...when he mentioned the joke about the moles...

What a coincidence... he must have been making light of my Mole Hill Manor I have going on in my back yard and now seems to be branching off to my neighbor's front yard!

An interesting and read Kat! Kudo for you!

somnium

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Dec 3 @ 11:42AM

An interesting and read Kat!

Oops... should have read: An interesting and fun read Kat!

hog77297

Dec 3 @ 2:03PM

Hey Kat, it was a good read but all I want to know is if DKW and OHT ever admited I had not only the fastest but also the best looking bike!!

Kudo for a great read!!

theSkwirl

Dec 3 @ 4:29PM

Here's a pretty green nut, just for you! You gotta lay off the twinkies before bed if this is the kinda stuff you're dreaming about.. I'm jus sayin.

sugarnspice005

Dec 3 @ 8:21PM

That's one heckuva dream there Kit!

btw...no worry about my dog having any more puppies...both males are fixed here...and there is NO WAY any of the females are allowed out of the fenced yard when they are in heat.

LadyRamRod

Dec 3 @ 8:54PM

You were really a busy girl in that dream, liked it

Lisa46

Dec 4 @ 7:37AM

ohh I am a cat lady and you should see ynot eat bacon I hope you had enough for your dinner. Great story I loved it here's your cookie

RJ53

Dec 6 @ 9:45AM

Very cute blog. I have a feeling I had better get some more flour.

themama

Dec 6 @ 10:41AM

What a dream!!!! That was just great...

ynot7769

Dec 6 @ 12:35PM

yano this is great but most know that was NOT bacon you were staring at when i turned round....

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