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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
November 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

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Dec 1 @ 12:19AM  
Looks like they could charge the TSA agent w/ sexual assault???
Good atty will eat them alive on this one!

Dec 1 @ 12:30AM  
Actually, it's not true (I found out after a little research) but wasn't it fun to read anyway/

Dec 1 @ 2:17AM  
TMI TMI !!!!!!!!

Dec 1 @ 8:45AM  


Dec 1 @ 1:24PM  
I didn't realize that ejaculating was that dangerous????!!!!!...

Dec 1 @ 1:31PM  
As you said, this didn't really happen. For me, the passenger's name Cummings was a dead give away. But it is clever and kind of like a post on the Onion. I think the real humor is in how many people will actually be gullible enough to believe it is true!

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