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Philosophic Questions
Ponder these questions when you don't want to think about
important stuff!

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is
prohibited?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?

If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE?

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onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 8:51PM  
What do chickens think we taste like?

Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

Love all of them...but these made me crack up!!!! Greenie!!!
sugarnspice005

Nov 27 @ 9:18PM  
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

I've always wondered about that too.

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

Which is why I don't fly. Well, that, and I'm broke anyway.


If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

They use an umbrella to stay dry. shhhhh!! I promised Ewe I wouldn't tell.

PinkToeNails

Nov 27 @ 9:20PM  
What do chickens think we taste like

oh yeah! That one kicked my ass!!!

Oh snap!! There are too many to quote on this one!! Some of them, I have never heard!!!!! This was funny! Thanks hog!!!


I have always wondered this one myself..............
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?


PinkToeNails

Nov 27 @ 9:22PM  
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


You'll have to ask ewe about that one!!

PinkToeNails

Nov 27 @ 9:22PM  
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

They use an umbrella to stay dry. shhhhh!! I promised Ewe I wouldn't tell.


Oh sugar... now you done went and did it..............
tassie1

Nov 28 @ 3:08AM  
with questions like that....
i bet you know my sister don't ya

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