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posted 11/27/2010 6:48:15 PM |
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  onehornytoad69

Seeing all the Guys Posting Wanna fucks...reminds me..of When I 1st came here to AMD!!!!
Well to be Honest...I did meet a couple of Women from here....even before I Knew anything at all about the Blogs!!!! (I'm not saying that we had sex...cause I don't kiss-n-tell )
I didn't find the "Blogs" until April 22, 2007....the reason I know the Date..is because.."Holly Hobbie"...(or whatever her name was then... ) Invited me to the Forums.....
I made 2 post there...and I made a fool out of myself...
But....because of that... I found the "Blogs"
After reading the blogs for several days...hell, maybe even Weeks....I started Commenting, then later on Posting!!! I was Very Shy!!!
I Flirted with a few....damn...I can't remember their names...!!! Ladies..If I flirted with ya then...please let me know..okies?
But Looking back at the Very beginning...of my membership here.... I was Like...Wow.........!!!! I'm gonna get laid...Every day..If I chose to do so!!! With all the Adds...that tell ya that..and having already met a couple...I was thinking...damn....I'm gonna be worn out..in a Hurry!!!
So....it took a few weeks of flirting..before I Realized ...that "Most" of the ladies....where Not on the blogs to Fuck!!!!
Talking about a Rude Awakening...!!!!
The Ladies that Really wanna Fuck...will Take a Guy up on a "Wanna fuck", the ladies here in the Blogs...make fun of it!!!!
Guys...I feel your pain!!!!!
Ladies...do ya...Really Wanna Fuck?
Guys...can you remember..when you finally...realized...You were Not gonna get laid here..like you thought you were? Just Saying....

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sugarnspice005

Nov 27 @ 7:07PM  
Ladies...do ya...Really Wanna Fuck?

A lady never tells.
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 7:09PM  
A lady never tells
That means...Ummmm ...........NO!
redbronze

Nov 27 @ 7:10PM  
I think it goes both ways... but yeah we laugh its equal opportunity though cause we laugh at everybody here.... Then it happens a learning curve... then we go away, like I did for a long while come back and OMG it is still the same.. and we still get to laugh.... I think it is why some of are here is to laugh... Maybe... Ya think.... Smile
sugarnspice005

Nov 27 @ 7:12PM  
That means...Ummmm ...........NO!

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Nope!! Ya ain't gonna get me to "tell"!
hog77297

Nov 27 @ 7:14PM  
Ya Suger, if you remember lady loved a tramp. Probably some broken down old biker. Just Saying !
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 7:16PM  
I think it is why some of are here is to laugh... Maybe... Ya think.... Smile
Amen!!!
That's what I'm here for, That and the friends I have here!!!! Awesome Comment...TYVM!!!
PinkToeNails

Nov 27 @ 7:21PM  
I didn't come to this site to get laid... but I started seeing a guy who ended up here, he's now gone but I think he lingers in the background and reads my blogs still....lol I still see him occassionally and I'm really not interested in meeting anyone from this site.... well not for sex anyway....
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 7:24PM  
and I'm really not interested in meeting anyone from this site.... well not for sex anyway....
Thanks for your Honesty....!!!!
sugarnspice005

Nov 27 @ 7:29PM  
The Ladies that Really wanna Fuck...will Take a Guy up on a "Wanna fuck", the ladies here in the Blogs...make fun of it!!!!

Me???? Make fun of someone? Nope. Don't do that...honestly I don't.


Ok...admittedly, when I first signed up here...it was for sex. And I did meet a couple of guys from around my area. But, in the time I've been here..I've made wonderful friends and I come in here more to read blogs and see my friends.


onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 7:32PM  
Ok...admittedly, when I first signed up here...it was for sex.
Ewe_Wish

Nov 27 @ 7:36PM  
You never flirted with me...........you said you weren't into sheep.......

I don't think that its a case of the women in the blogs are not here to get laid..........I think that they have their reasons for being here or should I say....expectations that have to be filled before they get laid.........I would say that I don't think there are many in the blogs that are interested in casual hookups.........and those that are don't make it obvious.............

I do laugh at the ppl that do the wanna fuck blogs...........and its not strictly men that do it...........I have seen a lot of women do it too.......tho men more often..........but i find the whiney ones more amusing.........wah wah wah i have been here 3 hours and I havent gotten laid.....but the ad for this site makes ppl think that they can hook up and have sex the first day............I don't think that even sexsearch. com promises that..........and it is a hook up site.............
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 7:40PM  
You never flirted with me
Ummmm BS!!!!!!!!!!!! I can remember that!!!
Ewe..were the First to welcome me here....didn't you feel me humping on your Leg?..Just saying...
PinkToeNails

Nov 27 @ 7:51PM  
wah wah wah i have been here 3 hours and I havent gotten laid..

that's just too funny!!
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 7:58PM  
sexsearch. com promises that..
I have been there.... hun...This site is better...than that!!!
When I was there..at Sex Search.....it was the SOS that we have here....but No blogs!!! And you have to pay monies!!!! WTF?
But that has been a few years....ago!!!!
Ewe_Wish

Nov 27 @ 8:01PM  
Ewe..were the First to welcome me here....didn't you feel me humping on your Leg?..Just saying..
OMG............it was spring time...............I just thought you were after my wool......
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 8:03PM  
I just thought you were after my wool......

Naaaw ... I was after the meat!!!!
RJ53

Nov 27 @ 8:06PM  
Ladies...do ya...Really Wanna Fuck?

Problem is that those who have done the asking are usually people I would not fuck if they used someone else's dick. So now I am here to just hang out with you people in Pervia.
rnj1013

Nov 27 @ 8:13PM  
I can't even remember how, or why, I ended up on this site. It was probably a pop up and I saw naked ladies but when I first came here I ended up in the chat room. Yea, it was THAT long ago. When it got boring in there I ventured on to other parts of the sight and eventually found the blogs. I was like you....kinda just hung out in the back and read them. I don't know why, or what ever made me comment on the first 1 but I do remember that other people in the blogs welcomed me with open arms and were very friendly towards me so I kept coming back to them. I don't think I ever expected to get laid on this site but I have made some very good friends over the years and 1 in particular who no longer comes here but will remain a lifelong friend. I find that on any site, you get out of it what you choose to take. Here...I found some very nice people who always seem to say something nice when I need to hear it. So for everyone who was ever nice to me. Made a comment on anything I said....or just plain passed through my internet life....thank you for being you!
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 8:14PM  
now I am here to just hang out with you people in Pervia.
Thanks for your Honesty!!!
hog77297

Nov 27 @ 8:19PM  
Hey Toad man, Maybe we could get a list of the ladies that want to fuck. just saying that would save a lot of time for those that are in a hurry! [e3
No need for a list of us men we all want to fuck!

I think a green cookie is in order
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 8:21PM  
Here...I found some very nice people who always seem to say something nice when I need to hear it. So for everyone who was ever nice to me. Made a comment on anything I said....or just plain passed through my internet life....thank you for being you!
Wow Man!!! Great words!!! I agree 100%!! I just gave this Blog a kudo...for Your Comment!!! Its all yours!!! Thx Man!!!
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 8:24PM  
No need for a list of us men we all want to fuck!
Plz don't tell!!! Thx Man!
rnj1013

Nov 27 @ 8:39PM  
I just gave this Blog a kudo...for Your Comment!!! Its all yours!!! Thx Man!!!

Just wanted to make sure that the author of this blog knows that he was included in my comments
mrknowuwell

Nov 27 @ 8:41PM  
and what ever happened to holly???
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 8:42PM  
Just wanted to make sure that the author of this blog knows that he was included in my comments
Wow... TYVM!!! I'm Speechless!!!
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 8:45PM  
and what ever happened to holly???
IDK...she changed names a few times.... !! I'm sure she is here somewhere...
PinkToeNails

Nov 27 @ 9:14PM  
The only Holly I know is dmbchick420...........I sure do miss her! I'm not sure if you're referring to another Holly though.

That was a great comment Rich!

All the comments have been good and I had to come back and read the new ones and I had forgotten to give you a kudo Alex! You post a good blog my friend!
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 9:19PM  
The only Holly I know is dmbchick420.
You are right...it was Not her!!
I also... Miss.... 420!!!!!
You post a good blog my friend!
Aww TYVM!! You are such a sweetie...!!!
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 9:35PM  
All the comments have been good and I had to come back and read the new ones and I had forgotten to give you a kudo Alex! You post a good blog my friend!
Yanno...I had to re-think this!!
The Blog is as good as the Posters are!! Meaning..the Posters..Make the blog!!!
Its been fun!!! Thx Peeps!!!
somnium

Nov 27 @ 10:53PM  
I found through reading the blogs for a while that the chance of expecting to get laid on AMD, within hopefully days, was about a '7' [from 1 to 100] on my GET LAID-O-METER.

It's not impossible to meet up with someone and get laid- I'm sure it's happened more than a few times here but, it's something you work up to, you know... like becoming friends FIRST... for starters? This isn't the '60s/'70s 'free love' decades anymore! I sure WISH to Hell it was but, it isn't! It's something two people that are interested in each other, have to work up to, along with the rest of their relationship!

Just my opinyun!


lunanegra

Nov 28 @ 1:19AM  
Yeah, actually I do but since the pickins are painfully, depressingly slim in my area and surrounding areas, I blog. What else is there to do in this god-forsaken place?
tassie1

Nov 28 @ 3:15AM  
I'm not saying that we had sex...cause I don't kiss-n-tell


yeah, he got sum
casuallylooking

Nov 28 @ 6:05PM  
Really good blog, Alex.....

I Flirted with a few....damn...I can't remember their names...!!! Ladies..If I flirted with ya then...please let me know..okies?
Lesson #1... you never tell a lady you forgot her name or who she is...
theSkwirl

Nov 29 @ 4:49PM  
Yes, I do.. not my fault you live on the other side of the damned planet.
KitKat25

Nov 29 @ 6:32PM  
Ladies...do ya...Really Wanna Fuck?
Nope. I just came back to torment all you cute guys...and to see if I could get you to run around in circles...and chase your tail.

J/K! I really came to AMD to stay in touch with a different group of friends who I used to talk with back when AMD still had a chat room. I left for awhile...and when I came back...very few of my former friends were still here...so I decided to stay and check out the blogs.

I read a LOT of blogs for several weeks...before feeling brave enough to post one of my own. Luckily...no one kicked me out...and a few of you actually said you liked my cheesy blogs.

I guess the rest is history...because Pervia has been stuck with me ever since that day in August. Hey...what can I say? I LOVE the neighborhood...and all my quirky and very endearing neighbors.

Kudos on a fun blog Mr. Toadman. Leaving you a frog-colored cookie just because you made me smile.
PrincessKissy

Nov 30 @ 2:59AM  
I had no intention of fucking anyone when I first came on the site.... 4 yrs ago. In a bizarre twist of fate though, I met some absolutely wonderful friends here, and even more bizarrely, (is that even a word?) I met a wonderful man and against all odds married the little British git So, yeah, I guess eventually I did fuck someone from here, LOL

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