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posted 11/27/2010 10:55:39 AM |
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A blond man showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.

So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.

The next week he showed up to work and his face was beat bad! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."

At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"

"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."

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onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 12:28PM  
Oh no he didn't !!!!! Good one!
1bunny629

Nov 27 @ 3:07PM  
...You would think he would see it coming and not sit behind her anymore....
sugarnspice005

Nov 27 @ 6:14PM  
redbronze

Nov 27 @ 6:38PM  
Why I don't go to Church... ha ha ha ha ha
somnium

Nov 27 @ 9:57PM  
You'd think she would have appreciated the first time he pulled her dress out- you know... so she wouldn't be em- bare- assed, when she left the church- I mean... sheezz!!

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