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...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

...why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

...why doctors call what they do "practice"?

...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows ?

...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?

...who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor?

...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

...why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

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cardplayerAKQJ10

Nov 27 @ 1:15AM  

why people who copy / paste don't give credit to the author???????????????

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, at least quote it, with anonymous as the author.

ladybootscooter

Nov 27 @ 1:40AM  
So Mr. cardplayer.........did "you" come up with your lame ass joke about the guy with money up his ass?? or did you just forget to give lousy credit where lousy credit was due??
ladybootscooter

Nov 27 @ 1:41AM  
and by the way Hog, I thoroughly enjoyed them, even the two or three I might have heard before. Thanks for sharing!
1bunny629

Nov 27 @ 2:13AM  
We all copy and paste jokes. Does anyone really care??? I don't think so. Funny stuff Hog!
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 3:26AM  
Good ones Hog!
hog77297

Nov 27 @ 10:43AM  
Cardplayer this post where I got it didn't mention the author, but most of the jokes I get or find in the net don't post the authors names. So if you know who wrote them why don't you post there names. I don't think the rest of the peeps here give a fuck about the origin of the joke or your opinion !
ladybootscooter

Nov 27 @ 10:56AM  
Cardplayer comes and goes around here. Troll today, gone tomorrow. I think we should take up a collection for a body condom for him tho, cos if he's gonna act like a dick, he should dress like one.
onehornytoad69

Nov 27 @ 12:27PM  
if he's gonna act like a dick, he should dress like one.
That's Funny right there!!!!
RJ53

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Nov 27 @ 5:39PM  
why people who copy / paste don't give credit to the author???????????????

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, at least quote it, with anonymous as the author


I am trying to be nice about this, so I am politely asking you was that fucking necessary? We all know the jokes most of us post come from the internet and probably no one remembers or gives a damn who wrote them in the first place. If you can't play nice with others i am sure there is a corner somewhere with your name on it.

Now to get back to the blog. that was funny and cute.
sugarnspice005

Nov 27 @ 7:10PM  
First of all...Hog....that was some cute stuff. Got a grin out of them.

Second of all: Ditto on what RJ said!
PinkToeNails

Nov 27 @ 7:30PM  
cardplayer sounds like someone else we all know around here....

I thought this was funny!!! It does make you wonder!!

if he's gonna act like a dick, he should dress like one

That was hilarious!!!!

He kinda ticked me off with his attitude of NOT doing dishes!! Like its beneath him..... But he did explain it in an email to me.......but I still don't agree with it!!

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