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posted 11/24/2010 9:46:03 PM |
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  hog77297

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

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NightOfOld

Nov 24 @ 10:04PM  


The season might, ... but he won't.
PinkToeNails

Nov 24 @ 10:09PM  
Well I guess they'd need to catch him first huh? Could be a long season for him if he can get past the defensive line!

Cute!
onehornytoad69

Nov 24 @ 10:10PM  
Smart bird!!!
KitKat25

Nov 24 @ 10:40PM  
That's one smart turkey!
Thanks for sharing Hog.
1bunny629

Nov 25 @ 2:37PM  
...I guess he doesn't know that people eat Turkey year round???? Cute joke and Happy Thanksgiving to you sir Hog!
StraddleMyNose

Nov 25 @ 11:05PM  

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