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posted 11/24/2010 10:16:10 AM |
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  shyguy140



One day, a man walked into a drug store to buy a box of condoms. He walks up to the counter and asks the cashier “Excuse me, miss, but I was wondering if I could buy some condoms?”

She looks him over, finding him quite attractive and says to him, “Sure sir, what size do you need?” The man thinks for a moment and says, “Well, I never heard of sizes before, how do I know?” She tells him that in the back of the store that there’s a sheet of plywood with 3 holes in it, one is small, the next is medium and the third is large.

She tells him to put his cock in the correct one and come back to the counter when he’s finished.

He thanks her and begins walking to the back of the store. Meanwhile, the cashier bolts out of the front of the store, down the alley and into the backroom. While on the other side of the plywood, she drops her panties, bending over at the hole in the middle. The man, standing on the other side, says to himself, “Well, I know I’m not small, however, I don’t think I’m large either”, so he decides to put his cock in the middle hole. When he does, he feels this amazing sensation, totally unexpected which makes it that much better.

When he’s finished he zips up and starts walking back to the counter. The cashier on the other side runs out of the backroom, down the alley and back into the store. Huffing and puffing, she gets there just before the customer. She asks him, “Well sir (huff) do you know (puff) what size condoms you need?”

He looks at her and says, “Fuck the rubbers! Give me 300 ft. of that plywood you got back there!”

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onehornytoad69

Nov 24 @ 1:02PM  
I'll have some of that also!!!
NightOfOld

Nov 24 @ 1:09PM  


1bunny629

Nov 24 @ 1:23PM  
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somnium

Nov 24 @ 1:54PM  
300'? Someone's going to be busy for awhile!

hog77297

Nov 24 @ 6:36PM  

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