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posted 11/23/2010 8:22:02 AM |
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  onehornytoad69

" Me Fucky Long time"!!!
This is a sex site right?
Yall wanna Fuck or what???
Lets had at it!!!! Call my 1 800....number, its Free, and so is the Sex!!!!!!!

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onehornytoad69

Nov 23 @ 8:55AM  
No takers yet...eh?
Damn it!
PinkToeNails

Nov 23 @ 9:08AM  
You kudo'd yourself didn't you?!!!

I'm horny too but I gotta get ready for work... maybe next time!

Good luck toadman!
onehornytoad69

Nov 23 @ 9:15AM  
You kudo'd yourself didn't you?!!!
Hell yeah... you know it!!! I can't get even a kudo around here...WTF?
Have a great day!!!!
PinkToeNails

Nov 23 @ 9:27AM  
I just gave you one!

You have a great day too! And everyone else as well!

Wordsofwit

Nov 23 @ 9:28AM  
Did you get that leak fixed or at least stopped?
Ewe_Wish

Nov 23 @ 10:11AM  
You just need to get your name of that sex roulette wheel that jazzy think us women keep................
somnium

Nov 23 @ 11:06AM  
You really shouldn't take all those spam emails you're apparently getting from those centenarian women out there pretending to be a 23 y/o hot chick to seriously... get my drift there OHT?

lunanegra

Nov 23 @ 11:11AM  
Sure gets retarded on places like this the closer to holiday break we get

Not you, Alex
mrknowuwell

Nov 23 @ 11:15AM  
800 number??? i thought it was a 900 number
1bunny629

Nov 23 @ 1:13PM  
My back went out on me and all I can offer is some instructions while I watch....
casuallylooking

Nov 23 @ 2:15PM  
I would have sworn the bathroom wall said "866" You mean all of this time I've been giving out the wrong number?
I'm so sorry, Sweetie....I'll start all over.
theSkwirl

Nov 23 @ 2:56PM  
why yes.. I do wanna fuck.. and or what.
sugarnspice005

Nov 23 @ 4:52PM  
Free huh? Well, doesn't get any better than that!
ksk72

Nov 23 @ 7:12PM  
Got a cure for my cold? I would trade
onehornytoad69

Nov 23 @ 8:06PM  
Did you get that leak fixed or at least stopped?
WoW...you may need to Re-Read that blog....It was Not a leak in my house....just saying....
Sure gets retarded on places like this the closer to holiday break we get

Not you, Alex
Sure Luna.... !!!!
800 number??? i thought it was a 900 number
I'm cheap...what can I say...
My back went out on me and all I can offer is some instructions while I watch....
Well damn....You were the one I was after!!!!
Need a good Hot bath and a Massage...(Hot oil!)? Get well soon Sweetie!!!
why yes.. I do wanna fuck.. and or what.
Awesome....Hell yeah!!! "Or What"?....ummmm... we will think of something..I'm sure!!!
Free huh? Well, doesn't get any better than that!

That's what I am talking about Right there!!! I'm in Lust!!!
Got a cure for my cold? I would trade
You just take good care of yourself..and get well!!! We will take about trade later...
Thanks everyone for the comments...and for playing along!!!! Yall are the Greatest!!!

Loveyoulongtime2

Nov 23 @ 8:20PM  
This used to be a sex site, or at least a sexy site. I must admit that I haven't had any desire to even try here for a long time.
Ewe_Wish

Nov 23 @ 9:30PM  
Bump and for you alex.............maybe a hump..
onehornytoad69

Nov 23 @ 9:36PM  
Bump and for you alex.............maybe a hump..
OH YEAH!

A Toad doing a Sheep...Now this Might Get really Good!!!!
knee-deep!!! baaa!!! knee deep...!!! She will say...noooo you are not knee deep!!!! I can hear that sheepy lady now!!!!
Ewe_Wish

Nov 23 @ 10:38PM  
Well all i can say is we really would put a whole new twist on bestiality wouldn't we.........however we would be wooley good..............
KitKat25

Nov 25 @ 4:50AM  
Well this blog most certainly went to hell in a hand basket didn't it?!?!

I enjoyed the comments just as much as I enjoyed our Toadman asking for sex...and advertising his very own 1-800 number.

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