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Meeeeeeee Soooooo Horny!!!!! posted 11/23/2010 8:22:02 AM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke   onehornytoad69 " Me Fucky Long time"!!! This is a sex site right? Yall wanna Fuck or what??? Lets had at it!!!! Call my 1 800....number, its Free, and so is the Sex!!!!!!! Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by onehornytoad69: After Thanksgiving..Foods!!! A Rude Awakening!!!! Something Missing!!! (Please read the whole blog!) Holiday Breakfast.... This is gonna be the best Thanksgiving Ever!!! Meeeeeeee Soooooo Horny!!!!! What warms you up the Most! I have a Leak!!! (Warning...this is a Vent!!!) Regular TV.... VS.....The Good shit!!! This worked in "Beetle Juice"...Lets see if it works Here!!!

onehornytoad69	Nov 23 @ 8:55AM
	No takers yet...eh? Damn it!
PinkToeNails	Nov 23 @ 9:08AM
	You kudo'd yourself didn't you?!!! I'm horny too but I gotta get ready for work... maybe next time! Good luck toadman!
onehornytoad69	Nov 23 @ 9:15AM
	You kudo'd yourself didn't you?!!! Hell yeah... you know it!!! I can't get even a kudo around here...WTF? Have a great day!!!!
PinkToeNails	Nov 23 @ 9:27AM
	I just gave you one! You have a great day too! And everyone else as well!
Wordsofwit	Nov 23 @ 9:28AM
	Did you get that leak fixed or at least stopped?
Ewe_Wish	Nov 23 @ 10:11AM
	You just need to get your name of that sex roulette wheel that jazzy think us women keep................
somnium	Nov 23 @ 11:06AM
	You really shouldn't take all those spam emails you're apparently getting from those centenarian women out there pretending to be a 23 y/o hot chick to seriously... get my drift there OHT?
lunanegra	Nov 23 @ 11:11AM
	Sure gets retarded on places like this the closer to holiday break we get Not you, Alex
mrknowuwell	Nov 23 @ 11:15AM
	800 number??? i thought it was a 900 number
1bunny629	Nov 23 @ 1:13PM
	My back went out on me and all I can offer is some instructions while I watch....
casuallylooking	Nov 23 @ 2:15PM
	I would have sworn the bathroom wall said "866" You mean all of this time I've been giving out the wrong number? I'm so sorry, Sweetie....I'll start all over.
theSkwirl	Nov 23 @ 2:56PM
	why yes.. I do wanna fuck.. and or what.
sugarnspice005	Nov 23 @ 4:52PM
	Free huh? Well, doesn't get any better than that!
ksk72	Nov 23 @ 7:12PM
	Got a cure for my cold? I would trade
onehornytoad69	Nov 23 @ 8:06PM
	Did you get that leak fixed or at least stopped? WoW...you may need to Re-Read that blog....It was Not a leak in my house....just saying.... Sure gets retarded on places like this the closer to holiday break we get Not you, Alex Sure Luna.... !!!! 800 number??? i thought it was a 900 number I'm cheap...what can I say... My back went out on me and all I can offer is some instructions while I watch.... Well damn....You were the one I was after!!!! Need a good Hot bath and a Massage...(Hot oil!)? Get well soon Sweetie!!! why yes.. I do wanna fuck.. and or what. Awesome....Hell yeah!!! "Or What"?....ummmm... we will think of something..I'm sure!!! Free huh? Well, doesn't get any better than that! That's what I am talking about Right there!!! I'm in Lust!!! Got a cure for my cold? I would trade You just take good care of yourself..and get well!!! We will take about trade later... Thanks everyone for the comments...and for playing along!!!! Yall are the Greatest!!!
Loveyoulongtime2	Nov 23 @ 8:20PM
	This used to be a sex site, or at least a sexy site. I must admit that I haven't had any desire to even try here for a long time.
Ewe_Wish	Nov 23 @ 9:30PM
	Bump and for you alex.............maybe a hump..
onehornytoad69	Nov 23 @ 9:36PM
	Bump and for you alex.............maybe a hump.. OH YEAH! A Toad doing a Sheep...Now this Might Get really Good!!!! knee-deep!!! baaa!!! knee deep...!!! She will say...noooo you are not knee deep!!!! I can hear that sheepy lady now!!!!
Ewe_Wish	Nov 23 @ 10:38PM
	Well all i can say is we really would put a whole new twist on bestiality wouldn't we.........however we would be wooley good..............
KitKat25	Nov 25 @ 4:50AM
	Well this blog most certainly went to hell in a hand basket didn't it?!?! I enjoyed the comments just as much as I enjoyed our Toadman asking for sex...and advertising his very own 1-800 number.