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Hopfully many of you have brought your Panty Bushes inside away from the blistering cold. I have plucked all my panty blossoms for the summer and stored my excess panties in the closet where winter experiments will be conducted to improve panty resiliancy and infastucture.

Once again I implore you to be careful washing edible panties as they have a tendecy to disolve under certain conditions.

Information about my Panties In Space program will be forthcumming.

Always happy to be of service ...Professor Pan.T.Borty.

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Nov 22 @ 3:54PM  
Professor I have a problem...........some of the panty bushes I got from you came with little bugs on them...........when I first brought them into the house I got bit a couple of times and was really itchy so I put them back outside.........I have them wrapped in plastic but I am unsure if they will live thru the winter.......I am even more afraid of the bugs surviving the winter and them biting me again.............would you by any chance know what kind of bugs you had on those panty bushes when you sent them to me..........I am very interested in finding out how to get rid of them and keep my beautiful panty bushes...........especially since they grow such big panties.............

Nov 22 @ 3:59PM  
Glad I don't have to worry about all that!


Nov 22 @ 4:00PM sure is good to see you here hon.

Nov 22 @ 4:01PM  
would you by any chance know what kind of bugs you had on those panty bushes when you sent them to me

Lucky bugs???


Nov 22 @ 5:37PM  
It sure is good to see you , Borty.

Nov 22 @ 6:09PM  
Dear Prof. Borty

My pantie bushes got the blight. They didn't produce one single pair of edible panties this year. I got lots of buds, but then the deer, you know, they came along and nipped them. Then the dogs came along and dug them up. And once I had replanted them safely inside the security fence..they shriveled up and died. What am I doing wrong?

A confused patron.

Nov 22 @ 7:38PM  
Dear Ms.Ewe Wish

Well I can certainly can understand why you don't want bugs in your panties..

I put lady bugs on the plants at the time of shipping to ward off aphids but they must have genetically altered because of radiation left over from nuclear tests done during the niffty fifties.

Please send your panty bushes and panties to me immediately for hand cleaning.

Nov 22 @ 7:43PM  
Dear Ms.Skwil,

I will be sending brand new panty bushes to your address immediately...without lady bugs. Perhaps the mutated bugs attracted the wrong crowd.

My new dog and dear resistant panty bushes should solve the problem.

Nov 22 @ 10:06PM  
Dear Professor Borty,

I wish to comment on the Panties in Space program.... as you may have read Kodiak, Alaska has a Commercial rocket launch facility. On Friday we launched a minotaur 4 stage rocket into space carrying 6 satellites and about 16 experiments from various agencies including military.

I have inside contacts out there and could possibly arrange to have a payload of "Space Panties" sent up on the next launch to be tested. However this does not come cheap so I would suggest a panties tax.... perhaps you could get your congressman to support this.

Bear in mind that a mishap could cause panties to rain down from the top of the world. One would assume that "Space Panties" would be made from a fireproof material that would survive burnout and skid mark friction.

Yours in space research

Nov 22 @ 10:23PM  
Dear Ms.Curves

Thankyou for your suggestion on Space Panties. I have talked directly to the Prime Minister of Canada and the leader of the Teapantie party in the U.S.A. They have both assured me monies would be available for future launches.

As you already know, Space Panties are a valuable tool in the study of worm holes and black holes in deep space.

Your interest in this matter is deeply appreciated.

Nov 22 @ 10:27PM  
Welcome back Prof B!

Nov 22 @ 10:34PM  
Thankyou Ms. Scooter....I hope those terrible burns have healed properly and that your new vibrating panties are running smoothly...

Nov 22 @ 10:48PM  
The Professor is back!!!!

Nov 23 @ 2:48PM  
you have tea panties???? WANT!!!

Nov 27 @ 3:09AM  
Dear Professor Borty,

I am inquiring to see if you have any of the rare Chrismas Panty bushes in stock. With their lovely crimson color and white fluffy fur trim they would make excellent stocking stuffers for all my friends.

With the weather turning a bit nippy lately they will come in handy for keeping one's nether regions toasty.... warm buns anyone? For the guys panties this will help mitigate winter shrinkage.

Who knows when you go to the mall to ask Santa what to bring he might be inspired by a flash of frilly, fluffy Christmas panties and grant everything on your wish list.


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