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posted 11/19/2010 3:26:53 PM |
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A Hawaii woodpecker and a California woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable. The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge. After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.

So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion - your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.

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onehornytoad69

Nov 19 @ 3:32PM  
Good one!
theSkwirl

Nov 19 @ 3:37PM  
Damn.. wanna come to my house?
somnium

Nov 19 @ 5:49PM  
I can vouch for that, being the 'road warrior' I used to be!


LadyRamRod

Nov 19 @ 6:03PM  
Hog you better keep your pecker in your pants,
sugarnspice005

Nov 19 @ 6:13PM  
needsomenow789

Nov 19 @ 10:50PM  
good joke, haven't heard it before
tassie1

Nov 20 @ 3:17AM  
I'm married so there's noooo way i'm gonna leave myself open on this one

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