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Being too kind!

posted 11/18/2010 2:47:00 PM |
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Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it.

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pinklipstick2

Nov 18 @ 6:03PM  
thats all I got to say
sugarnspice005

Nov 18 @ 6:19PM  
onehornytoad69

Nov 18 @ 6:27PM  

That's fucked up man!!!
theSkwirl

Nov 18 @ 6:32PM  
LadyRamRod

Nov 18 @ 6:43PM  
PinkToeNails

Nov 18 @ 6:44PM  
... .... I think I just a little......


But you only get one Hog... that was reeeeeeeeeeeally gross!


hog77297

Nov 18 @ 7:36PM  
Ya Ya! I know it was gross but WTF it still was funny as shit!!!
Thanks folks for your comments!!!
LadyRamRod

Nov 18 @ 8:53PM  
That was a good one hog
mrknowuwell

Nov 18 @ 10:30PM  
that was funny.......now.....GTFO
1bunny629

Nov 19 @ 3:34AM  
who would....never mind...I really don't care....
KitKat25

Nov 19 @ 7:30AM  

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