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posted 11/17/2010 6:51:41 PM |
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due to the number of lonely horny men here on AMD.....there will be some new rules implemented

1. women who have no intention of putting out.....must GTFO

2. women who have not had any in years.....its your own fault....GTFO

3. lesbians.....unless us men get to watch.....GTFO

4. bi-women.....see above....lesbians......or........GTFO

5. all women must have at least 1 nude pic.....or........GTFO

6. all men must get complimentary sex from the nearest female AMD member on their birthday....or...GTFO

7. any man who sends a women his yahoo ID must engage in webcam chat.....nudity or partial nudity required........or GTFO

8. any blog by a women describing explicit sexual activity.......must be accompanied by pictures.........or....GTFO

9. yearly AMD get togethers will include mandatory nekkied hot tubbing and a weekend gang bang......or.....GTFO

10. Lord MrKnowuwell has spoken

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Nov 17 @ 7:05PM  
I was gonna comment but then I was told to GTFO!

Nov 17 @ 7:08PM  
^^^ 1 nudie pic will make you safe

Nov 17 @ 7:49PM  

Nov 17 @ 8:00PM  
I claim GFYS
*go fuck yourself silly*

Nov 17 @ 8:04PM  
senior discounts do apply

Nov 17 @ 8:10PM  

Nov 17 @ 8:11PM  
Damn ! and I hate to have rules! I just don't like to live like you tell me too.
You are funny though.

Nov 17 @ 8:14PM  
i am dammm

Nov 17 @ 9:21PM  
I like those rules so, count me to... GTFI.


Nov 17 @ 9:56PM  
No. The Skwirl has spoked. NO. Them ain't the rules.. the rules is..

The Skwirl rules..

Now get down on yer knees KUW and beg my forgiveness... and .. while you're down there...

Nov 17 @ 10:03PM  

That was funny though!

I like skwirls rule better!

Nov 18 @ 12:06AM  
Good Grief...............your rules? Get the fuck out..........


Nov 18 @ 2:00AM  
This is my reply via The Vandals... You Ain't The Boss Of Me witha few strategic word changes

I won't do it- you can't fucking make me do it-
I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta
do anything at all man?

You're not the boss of me!
You're like "Come on!"
I'm like "No, I won't do you man,
gonna cross my legs cuz you gettin none.
Who died and made you jerk?
Don't tell me to do you're work.
It's a democracy, not aristocracy.
I mean it literally
You're not the boss of me!
This is mine! Go get your own!
Why should I have to give you some of my juicy juice,
I can make my own hard earned money?
Go ahead, do it yourself.
Your hands ain't broke you don't need no help, or deserve it from me.
I'm not your servant.
I'll see you later- you fucking dictator
This ain't a monarchy
You're not the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me!
You're not the boss of me!
Cuz I'm the boss of me! Go!

I won't do it, you think you're hot shit man.
You're cold turds that hit the fan. That's right!

Who died and made you head fuck? Boss man you're out of luck.
This is a democracy, not aristocracy. I mean it literally,
not metaphorically-
You're not the boss of me!

I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta
do anything at all man?

You need to do what the Skwirl says...
or you'll be goin' home without your prez! ;)

Nov 18 @ 3:50AM  
christmas is just around the corner, prolly why i envisage women roasting nuts on an open fire

but i do like dem rulez

Nov 18 @ 9:57AM  
I claim GFYS
*go fuck yourself silly*

Yeah!! What LBS said!

Nov 18 @ 11:00AM  
Excuse me? I don't think so and if you don't like that answer GTFO

Men sheesh let them outnumber us on here and they think they can start making rules or something. Not that any of the women on here are going to pay any attention to them anyway.


Nov 18 @ 11:48AM  
if women dont abide by the rulez........they wont be gettin any from us

Nov 18 @ 8:16PM  
hey can't cut me don't know where I'm getting it from!!!

Nov 18 @ 10:26PM  
i am taking away your battery of the month club card

Nov 18 @ 10:36PM  
Ha! Shows what you know, No batteries needed!!

Nov 18 @ 10:42PM  
i will bring over some lotion......for your callused fingertips

Nov 18 @ 10:43PM  
You probably can't GTFO!!

Nov 19 @ 12:46AM  
i certainly cant....GTFI

Dec 15 @ 9:39PM  

Dec 15 @ 11:16PM  
^^^ could not he GTFO

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