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posted 11/17/2010 5:14:20 PM |
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved" Soon,
though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
even "A
Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in
1940
when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized
from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance."

The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was
during the great fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in
France are
"Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire
that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and
excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels and taking
their cash with them.

Unfortunately, the Dutch have been too spaced-out on drugs to realise
anything has changed, so there alert level remains at "mellow"

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

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sugarnspice005

Nov 17 @ 5:26PM  
Nope. Just means you have a sense of humor.

btw...that was cute.
onehornytoad69

Nov 17 @ 5:57PM  
Nope. Just means you have a sense of humor.
Yeah...what she said!!!
mrknowuwell

Nov 17 @ 6:27PM  
KitKat25

Nov 17 @ 7:15PM  
Ha! Funny Schtaff Blondie.
Btw...If you need to get a hold of me...I'll be hanging out with the Dutch.
ynot7769

Nov 17 @ 7:52PM  
weell if it does i'm joining
hog77297

Nov 17 @ 8:36PM  
lunanegra

Nov 17 @ 9:16PM  
These arent races though Nationalities; and nothing worse than what us Americans usually say about them or what they think about us lol
somnium

Nov 17 @ 9:47PM  
The U.S. has lowered its terrorist level from 'Beat the shit otta them' to: 'Lets negotiate' which will eventually lead back to the highest level of: 'Let's get it over with and kick their fucking asses for good this time!'

theSkwirl

Nov 17 @ 9:52PM  
LadyRamRod

Nov 18 @ 7:02PM  
I'm not sure, but i do know that the last time i posted a mexican joke on here i really got holy fucking HELL from a few on here, but i just laughed about it.

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Does laughing at this make me a racist???