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posted 11/17/2010 12:00:00 PM |
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  shyguy140

Janey was walking down Main Street . As she walked past the delicatessen, she glanced into the shop window. There, nestled in amongst the salami, was a sign proclaiming "Fresh from Warsaw-World's Largest Sausage."

Hanging on a large hook above it, was the most enormous sausage she had ever seen. It must've been at least eight inches in diameter, and two feet long.

"That's one huge one she thought. "Oh well, I'll try anything once."

So she walked into the shop, heaved the 20 lb. monster down off the hook and, plunking it down on the counter, presented it to the shopkeeper, who immediately wrestled it onto the machine and started slicing it up.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing?" cried Janey in dismay. "What do you think I am? A slot machine?"

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1bunny629

Nov 17 @ 1:38PM  
HA!
theSkwirl

Nov 17 @ 1:39PM  
Oh crap...
sugarnspice005

Nov 17 @ 1:59PM  
1bunny629

Nov 17 @ 2:02PM  
...seriously...this shit is funny! You should have called her Sally so I could sing "Ride Sally Ride"!
onehornytoad69

Nov 17 @ 6:09PM  
LadyRamRod

Nov 18 @ 7:03PM  
Hey good one shyguy, liked it

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