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posted 11/16/2010 9:16:01 PM |
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A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."


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PinkToeNails

Nov 16 @ 9:23PM  
perverts...........




theSkwirl

Nov 16 @ 9:32PM  
I admit, I was only there to see my sister and my cousin.
sugarnspice005

Nov 16 @ 9:34PM  
We're only here to see our dog."

That is just so wrong...


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still funny!!!!!
sawduster

Nov 16 @ 10:20PM  
aw, hell, i was there for the movie, now fess up ya'll, i did.
LadyRamRod

Nov 16 @ 10:36PM  
I'm only here for the music, ya right
tassie1

Nov 16 @ 10:56PM  
yeah , I hate it when you do a movie like that and your watching it with your family a year later and realise ... you forgot to wave .
ynot7769

Nov 16 @ 11:02PM  
FUCKIN A!!!! a joke this travelling salemsan's NOT heard b4 !!! kudo's to you sir
NightOfOld

Nov 17 @ 10:22AM  



shyguy140

Nov 17 @ 11:11AM  
Good one.
Wordsofwit

Nov 17 @ 11:50AM  
I'll give you a greenie for it!
1bunny629

Nov 17 @ 1:08PM  
...I was just there to window shop.....
KitKat25

Nov 17 @ 1:24PM  
I was the chauffeur there to pick all you perverts up from the show!
onehornytoad69

Nov 17 @ 6:21PM  
cute!

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