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posted 11/16/2010 1:30:01 AM |
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This site never seems to amaze me, it always good for a laugh! I happen to be going through profiles last night and tonight when a few caught my eye. I wish I could say it was because the men were hung like a horse and I was just so damn amazed but, alas they weren't.
A few that gave me a chuckle; "get it while it's hot" and "I'm gifted". The question I want to know is since the man is older is it going to cool off and never heat up again because of his age or is there some other reason for the urgency? As far as the "gifted one" I thought experience got you to the point of being gifted so how can a high school kid be so gifted? I know they learn a lot these days but I have dated some guys in their 20's and they had not a clue to what you really should do.
The prize of all the profiles goes out to a guy who in my opinion is the prince among men (NOT). He considered himself arrogant, would take a nice trip to a resort alone but if he was taking a date on a trip they were going fishing instead, said she would earn her date if he was spending money on her, and thought being able to have sex six times in a night was a big deal. He has never been married and I believe he wonders why. I will be glad to fill in the blanks for him if he needs me too! (I think he needs someone too)
All except for the prize I was having good fun with so please don't anyone take offense!! Thanks, AMD for another entertaining night!!! lol

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1bunny629

Nov 16 @ 2:29AM  
...you hit the nail on the head!...I can probably guess who you talked to.
RJ53

Nov 16 @ 3:20AM  
I loved was an e-mail from a 21 year old who asked if I thought I could handle him. This place is really funny sometimes.
ynot7769

Nov 16 @ 4:40AM  
and,,,,the bowl of cereal...nuts..fruits n flakes pick your favorite one
onehornytoad69

Nov 16 @ 7:57AM  
You should read some of the ladies Profiles also!!!!!
sugarnspice005

Nov 16 @ 9:42AM  
Yep...sometimes it can be quite entertaining browsing those profiles.
somnium

Nov 16 @ 10:56AM  
Sooo... my claim as Super Stud: faster than a speeding roadrunner- more powerful than smacking a bull elephant with a 2 X 4 and able to leap tall women, doesn't cut it eh??

theSkwirl

Nov 16 @ 2:00PM  
Som's claims are all true.. I've seen him do it.
theSkwirl

Nov 16 @ 2:02PM  
BTW: I'm faster than a speeding snail, able to leap tall atoms in a single bound, more powerful than a rutabaga. And I have the body of a Goddess.. the Venus of Willendorf.
somnium

Nov 16 @ 3:31PM  
Skwirl's claims are all true.. I've seen her do it.

smiley638

Nov 16 @ 4:21PM  
I'm glad I could give a few of you a laugh or two. As far as Somnium and Skwirl you two crack me up. Ynot I done picked my favorite fruit, you of course. lol
onehornytoad69

Nov 16 @ 7:12PM  
Ynot I done picked my favorite fruit, you of course. lol
That's so messed up...She wants a Pickle with a Hard hat!!!! WTF?
smiley638

Nov 16 @ 7:25PM  
Who doesn't want a pickle? I'm a red blooded american woman who likes men. What did you expect me to say? lol
onehornytoad69

Nov 16 @ 8:08PM  
I would rather go Knee Deep......(I have Pickles...WTH?)
Than wear a Hard hat... any day!!!
theSkwirl

Nov 16 @ 8:28PM  
Knee deep? with which leg???
smiley638

Nov 16 @ 10:12PM  
Hmm, knee deep?! I'll have to think on that one. lol

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Rant (with a bit of laughter to it)