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posted 11/15/2010 1:20:07 PM |
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  shyguy140

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"

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1bunny629

Nov 15 @ 3:08PM  
HA!
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Nov 15 @ 5:03PM  
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Nov 15 @ 5:06PM  
Maude, Edna and Tillie were lifelong friends who resided in a nursing home in their golden years. Maude and Edna were relatively spry but did have heart conditions. Tillie was not so fortunate as arthritis had left her largely confined to a wheelchair. Every evening after dining, they loved to sit out on the porch to watch the sunset and hear the sounds of the night as they recalled memories of their long lives. One night, without warning, a naked man sprang forth from out of the bushes and exposed himself in front of each astounded lady individually. First Maude had a stroke. Then Edna had a stroke. But poor Tillie was too infirm to reach that far.
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LadyRamRod

Nov 15 @ 11:42PM  
Great
hog77297

Nov 16 @ 8:58PM  
That was just funny!!

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