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HORNY OLD LADIES posted 11/15/2010 1:20:07 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke   shyguy140 Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?" Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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1bunny629	Nov 15 @ 3:08PM
	HA!
Wordsofwit	Nov 15 @ 5:03PM
Wordsofwit	Nov 15 @ 5:06PM
	Maude, Edna and Tillie were lifelong friends who resided in a nursing home in their golden years. Maude and Edna were relatively spry but did have heart conditions. Tillie was not so fortunate as arthritis had left her largely confined to a wheelchair. Every evening after dining, they loved to sit out on the porch to watch the sunset and hear the sounds of the night as they recalled memories of their long lives. One night, without warning, a naked man sprang forth from out of the bushes and exposed himself in front of each astounded lady individually. First Maude had a stroke. Then Edna had a stroke. But poor Tillie was too infirm to reach that far.
onehornytoad69	Nov 15 @ 5:22PM
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PeachyKeen	Nov 15 @ 8:49PM
LadyRamRod	Nov 15 @ 11:42PM
	Great
hog77297	Nov 16 @ 8:58PM
	That was just funny!!