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Mailman's Retirement

posted 11/13/2010 10:51:11 PM |
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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."


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PinkToeNails

Nov 13 @ 11:04PM  
Well it sounds like celebrating reitrement started a little early for him!! .....
LadyRamRod

Nov 14 @ 12:41AM  
I don't believe he should give up his job just yet
onehornytoad69

Nov 14 @ 6:58AM  
Damn...I want what he just had!!!!!
theSkwirl

Nov 14 @ 11:51AM  
Pffft, all I'm giving my mail man on his retirement is reading lessons.. lousy can't read an address sumabitch.
1bunny629

Nov 14 @ 3:29PM  
...HA! That's funny! ...the part where he had enough love making concerns me...when has a man ever had enough blow your mind sex?
sugarnspice005

Nov 14 @ 5:15PM  
Pffft, all I'm giving my mail man on his retirement is reading lessons.. lousy can't read an address sumabitch.

Your mailman and mine must be related Swirl.
KitKat25

Nov 14 @ 8:30PM  
Pffft, all I'm giving my mail man on his retirement is reading lessons.. lousy can't read an address sumabitch.
I think his cousin lives in Canada...and is currently fucking up my mail on a weekly basis.
Oh well...at least I get the mail some days.

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