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Okay...I don't usually talk about my private parts ...or ask details about anyone else's for that matter ...but I got quite tickled the other day when I ran across something funny on the Internet about this very topic.

A guy was professing his love for all women alike by stating..."I love women with dangly lips...pussy flaps...and cock absorbers." I will not lie...I laughed my ass off when I first read this line.

I know this topic has probably been blogged about in the past...but I thought it might be a fun blog to post in Pervia this evening.

So peeps...What do you call your thing down there?

Me? My "thing down there" doesn't have an unusual or specifically original name. I just refer to it as my pussy or kitty.

Your turn...

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Nov 12 @ 9:10PM  
It's either my nu nu...........or my girl.............

You asked!!!!!

Nov 12 @ 9:12PM  
Hey Pink...I have "girls" too.
But that's what I call my bewbie...not my kitty.

Nov 12 @ 9:16PM  
Oh well the ta ta's are the girls too!!!

well what do you call your kitty then?? LOL come on.. you have a secret name for her!!

Nov 12 @ 9:17PM  
Well in my younger days I referred to it as my kickstand, now I call it my {Now you all be kind here} wants to be a kickstand again!

Nov 12 @ 9:18PM  
I have rabbits and a 'gina. But the 'gina has lots of other names too.

Nov 12 @ 9:20PM  
I did so tell you Pink.
Go back and read the end of my blog again you Nutbar!

Yanno...I did have a boyfriend that referred to it as his magic box...but that was his name for my kitty...not mine.

Nov 12 @ 9:22PM  
sweet pink panty pie.........................................

Nov 12 @ 9:23PM  
Hog: Hmmm...I'm loving the "kickstand" name Hog.

CottonCandyDragon: I've heard 'gina before...but never the name rabbits for the bewbies. I like it.

Nov 12 @ 9:24PM  
Lady.... lol... (I'm laffin here)...
Every person in the whole world thinks, that their Pussy, Dick, Tittie.are the same as the next person!!!
Ummm... Nope!!!! (Don't ask me how I know! )
I have seen women...with No Pussy lips... I have seen women...with Pussy lips Enough to fly away with!!!
I have seen Clits big enough to hang a hat on!...But there are some...that don't have big Clits!!!!
Everyone is different!!!
Speaking of my dick....
"His" name is...... Only mentioned... when the Lady...hits the High note!!!

Nov 12 @ 9:24PM  
Vag, cooter, the maneater berry pie...

Boobs would be: "weapons of mass distraction", "the twins", "the girls", "cinnamon buns"- because everyone's seen a cinnamon bun before: brown on the outside, big dark circle of cinnamon in the middle. Lastly, " my chocolate chip cookies" and "my love pillows".

Nov 12 @ 9:28PM  
I have seen women...with Pussy lips Enough to fly away with!!!
I have seen Clits big enough to hang a hat on!
Awww Toadman! You're such a tease!

sweet pink panty pie.........................................
I just knew the word pink would be in your pussie's name.

Nov 12 @ 9:29PM  
I bet her(Pinks) pussy is........Purple!!

Nov 12 @ 9:32PM  
I really haven't named mine, but if there were a name for it it may be something like "BIG THOR"!

Nov 12 @ 9:42PM  
Twenty years ago (or more), Robin Williams had an onstage performance movie
where he referred to his manhood as "Mr. Happy". Some of the guys at
work adopted this moniker; it sounds even sillier when voiced in a Kentucky/Appalacian

Apparently, such a nickname gets passed from person to person pretty easily,
as all my old co-workers and my ex know EXACTLY who "Mr. Happy" is!

Nov 12 @ 9:42PM  
Luna: I love the "maneater" name for your pussy. The "weapons of mass destruction" booby name is pretty funny...and oh so accurate with some women.

OHT: Yanno you're gonna pick a fight with "you know who" if you're calling her "thing down there" purple right?!?!

Straddle: Maybe the gals on AMD will give yours an appropriate name.


Nov 12 @ 9:44PM  

Cyclops... (one eye!)


Nov 12 @ 9:45PM  
OHT: Yanno you're gonna pick a fight with "you know who" if you're calling her "thing down there" purple right?!?!
She will have to Prove it...right? I see it!

Nov 12 @ 9:51PM  
Xquseme: Mr Happy huh? I like it!

Som: Cyclops? Quite accurate but kinda funny too!


Nov 12 @ 10:10PM  
Glorious Hunnypot...that's her name........ ChocoTaco....
My bewbies....are the usual...the girls, the twins....mounds.....marshmallows

Nov 12 @ 10:31PM  
I usually say..Hoo ha or Va jay jay as I was typing this Robert said its his cum pot or fire pit


Nov 12 @ 10:32PM  
After second thought and figuring you are all laughing you asses of at my new name for my dick I'm changing his name to Willie!
Why you ask?
OK just think about it,at my age Willie are Willie not!

Nov 12 @ 10:37PM  
Well i can't tell you what mine was called when i was married, but i can tell you for all that i have been getting lately, mostly because i have been very busy, but now it can be called empty

Nov 12 @ 10:40PM  
Chocolatemilf: I'm lovin' the name ChocoTaco! But I'm jealous too...cuz that kewl name would never fit my pussy.

Robert said its his cum pot or fire pit.
Our men always seem to have very creative names for our pussies don't they?

OK just think about it,at my age Willie are Willie not!
Now ^^^ that's ^^^ funny!

Great comments peeps!
I'm really enjoying all the participation.

Nov 12 @ 11:23PM  
See Kit Kat I told you in my first comment I didn't want you laughing at my dicks name, .know look what you've done. Now Willie probably want!

Nov 12 @ 11:45PM  
Now Willie probably want!
but I think he wont!

Luna's name for boobs,
"weapons of mass distraction"
is THE best!

My clits been called "Pearl" and "Precious."

I've heard guys call their penis, Thumper, Willie, One Eyed Wonder,
Mr. Wonderful, Peter and Pecker just to name a few.

Terrific blog... still roflmao at the comments!

Nov 13 @ 2:38AM  
But that's what I call my bewbie...not my kitty

you only have one ??
there goes that perfect naked image I had stored safely away in my warped and wonderful mind
now its morphed into something from chernobal , you should send me evidence that i'm wrong

my eldest daugher ( git ur minds outta the gutter, she's 29 ) we're pretty open when it comes to most stuff and she refers to hers as ; her flitter never heard it befoe until she came out with it one day.
its like a plumbers crack, better known as a ; man-gina

Nov 13 @ 3:45AM  
I usually call it my cunt, but if I am talking to Talulah..then it is a noonie...she has one and when in distress she licks it...itty bittie teeny weenie noonie..

Nov 13 @ 5:31AM  
PK: I've heard a lot of the names you mentioned before. However...precious was one I've never heard before today. It's definitely very fitting.

you only have one ?? there goes that perfect naked image I had stored safely away in my warped and wonderful mind. now its morphed into something from chernobal,
OMG! Can't a gal have a typo occasionally?!?!

you should send me evidence that i'm wrong.
Nice try Taz Man. I said no last month...and the week after that...and the week after that. Guess what? The answer is still no.

I did like your daughter's names though...especially man-gina.

I've heard noonie before. It seems to be used a lot by the younger gals around here.

Nov 13 @ 6:01PM  
Decades ago it was Seymour Cooter.



Nov 13 @ 7:11PM  
I call mine longhorn.

Nov 13 @ 9:16PM  
Depends on how long it's been.. if it's been more than three days it's my 'twitchie'. Less than three days I don't call it..

Nov 14 @ 7:30PM  
Longhorn......yessir, that it is......

Nov 14 @ 7:55PM  
I have heard some guys call theirs "wee wee's"

Oct 19 @ 3:56PM  
Ex used to call it t-Rex....the name seems to have stuck.

Oct 19 @ 5:13PM  
Henry and the good time gang
Cock Balls

Oct 21 @ 5:49AM  

Not mine but others I have referred to as

Black hole for ASSHOLES... they are irresistibly drawn to it

And a pair of Lung Warts!

Could add a Partridge Pair three!

Oct 22 @ 6:56AM  
tiny tim for sure...

Oct 23 @ 7:15AM  

I just call it when i need it.

Mar 13 @ 7:24AM  
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