For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven and approached the statues.
"You've been such exemplary statues," the angel announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly could be heard a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
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LadyRamRod
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Nov 12 @ 1:24PM
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Hey great joke and a couple of kudos your way mr. hog 
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hog77297
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Nov 12 @ 1:32PM
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What the hay?You promised a kudo.  Now I'm sad.
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PeachyKeen
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Nov 12 @ 2:13PM
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LRR is still accountable for her kudo... this one, first one, is from me.
I haven't heard this before and it tickled my funny bone... unexpected punch lines get me every time. Thanks.
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needsomenow789
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Nov 12 @ 4:55PM
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Funny, thanks for the laugh
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onehornytoad69
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Nov 12 @ 5:55PM
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Thx for the grin!!! Greenie sent!!! 
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PinkToeNails
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Nov 12 @ 6:28PM
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That was hilarious!!
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LadyRamRod
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Nov 12 @ 6:51PM
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Hey hog just sent you that kudo i owed you, lol
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sugarnspice005
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Nov 12 @ 6:57PM
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hog77297
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Nov 12 @ 9:29PM
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DAMN!!!! I never seen so many cookies! If you keep this up I'll have to get a cookie jar.  
Thanks all of ya!!!     
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StraddleMyNose
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Nov 12 @ 9:38PM
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KitKat25
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Nov 12 @ 10:15PM
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I have such a dirty mind. I was thinking that the statues were getting busy. 
Funny schtuff Hog!
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tassie1
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Nov 13 @ 2:52AM
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kudo for the chuckles
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