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posted 11/11/2010 10:14:47 PM |
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A biker was out riding on a Sunday afternoon when he hit a bird. Being Sunday and him being in a good mood he decided to stop and check on the bird. He picked it up out of the ditch alongside the road but it appeared to be dead. But again it being Sunday he considered how it was one of God's creatures so he took it to a vet.

The vet examined the bird and told the biker it was just knocked out and would eventually come to. So the biker took the bird home, found an old wooden box and put the bird in the box. Then he put in a piece of stale bread and a cup of water. Finally, he nailed some screen across the open side of the box.

Later, the bird woke up, saw the prison like interior of the box, the stale bread and the water and said to himself. Holy shit, I killed the fucking biker.

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LadyRamRod

Nov 11 @ 10:45PM  
That was really a good one hog, i got a chuckle out of that one
Wordsofwit

Nov 11 @ 11:49PM  
tassie1

Nov 12 @ 3:54AM  


hey, what does an ole biker do if a bird shits on his bike ?

don't take her out again
onehornytoad69

Nov 12 @ 4:34AM  
sugarnspice005

Nov 12 @ 6:44PM  
Cute!!!!

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