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posted 11/10/2010 11:18:17 PM |
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Dear mom,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

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tassie1

Nov 10 @ 11:32PM  
so you've seen my daughters old report cards too huh
LadyRamRod

Nov 11 @ 12:02AM  
Liked that one hog
onehornytoad69

Nov 11 @ 12:13AM  
Good one!
1bunny629

Nov 11 @ 2:33AM  
...ouch...my Dad would have had a heart attack! That was funny...but I am still glad I never met a man I wanted to have a baby with
justme4u

Nov 11 @ 4:55AM  
williams990

Nov 11 @ 8:02AM  
omg i was stressing reading that...lmao

sugarnspice005

Nov 11 @ 6:45PM  
That was funny!!!!

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