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posted 11/10/2010 8:15:04 PM |
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  onehornytoad69

I had a Phone Interview this afternoon with a Co. in my area...(within 45 mins)
It musta went well...Cause they sent me to the next Step!
I had to fill out an Application..like I have Never seen before!!!!
It took me...90 mins to fill out this dang thing!!!
Plus..they had all of the Reg. Application that I have filled out already on it...!!! WTH?
They made me...Answer for every Second of my Adult Life!!!
But the only thing was....
They had drop down windows....that did not cover the Proper Answer!!! (for me ..anyways.. )
I was on Unemployment from last Feb. till this Feb.... and I had to account for that!!!
But the Drop down windows...did not have anything close to the right answer..for that!!! But they left a section Open (few words)
The Questions were...........(I'm accounting for my Unemployment here..okies?)
1. Who was your Supervisor?
2. Phone Number: (I had to put down someones Name, and Number Right? Or they would not accept that page!!! Are yall still with me here?
My Brain is really tired!!! It Really is!!!
I thought about putting my Own name and Number down.... but that's not right!!!
I thought about it..and thought about it...and I wanted to end this application...because it was taking me so long to fill out..
I had thought about Putting down the VA. Employment Commission ..but they can't watch over me!!! Plus...have you ever called their number..to talk to someone Direct? Geeez!!! I could pull 3 dozen hens teeth in that time!!! WTF?
So all I could come up with...was
1. God
2. Look Up!!!!

Well I was Honest!!!!
Damn,... I Pray that wont cost me this Awesome Job!! Cause this is a Job PPL around here would Kill for!!!!
So Now I "shit" and Wonder if I fucked all that UP!?

Whats the Silliest Application Question you ever had?

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hog77297

Nov 10 @ 8:22PM  
Good luck Toad you deserve a break!!
onehornytoad69

Nov 10 @ 8:28PM  
Thanks Hog!!
I don't deserve anything!!! So I see it!!!!

But,... I sure do want this Job!!!
You are Decent Man!!! Thanks for your Comment, It means a lot to me!
PinkToeNails

Nov 10 @ 8:38PM  
So all I could come up with...was
1. God
2. Look Up!!!!

With that said, I would hope that whoever reads your application would see that you are a sincere man with a sense of humor and humanity about you. Some may not see that though. If I came across an application like that, it would make me look twice and possibly consider an interview.

Good luck Shawn......er I mean.... Alex............ Anybody catch that shit the other night?!?!? ... Really though ALEX! Good luck!!

onehornytoad69

Nov 10 @ 8:49PM  
Good luck Shawn......er I mean.... Alex............ Anybody catch that shit the other night?!?!? ...
Oh,... hell yeah "Sugar"...didn't you see my reply the next day?
Thanks a bunch Lady!!! (Pink)
LadyRamRod

Nov 10 @ 10:27PM  
You'll make it frog, don't worry, betcha a nickel
somnium

Nov 10 @ 11:24PM  
Whats the Silliest Application Question you ever had?

SEX... | Yes... please! |


Well, that's a helluva lot closer than PA! Good luck and hope you get the job!


tassie1

Nov 11 @ 3:38AM  
sounds like a government department thought up the questions in the first place.
probably wouldn't hurt to contact the ppl after you've put in the application and bring to their attension that they haven't allowed enough spaces to answer their questions accurately and correctly.at the least it will show them you'd taken the time and innitiative to point out their short comings
hope you do well man.
onehornytoad69

Nov 11 @ 5:46AM  
Well, that's a helluva lot closer than PA!
Don't ya know.... those fuggers want me to come back!?
Wordsofwit

Nov 11 @ 10:02AM  
I thought about putting my Own name and Number down.... but that's not right!!!

Yes it is the right answer, you were working for yourself.

So all I could come up with...was
1. God
2. Look Up!!!!
So Now I "shit" and Wonder if I fucked all that UP!?

I doubt that you queered the deal because the specific skill sets and long term employment record are what counts in your field. Everyone in the world knows that millions have been out of work for months, perhaps years now, so HR will not hold that against you.

Whats the Silliest Application Question you ever had?

The silliest I have seen pertain to asking about previous employers, "What was your greatest accomplishment?" That is well and good if you are the tops in sales or won employee of the month. But for a lot of blue collar, services or menial dead end jobs, there is no answer. What are you supposed to say? I showed up on time, made Big Macs and didn't get fired.

Still, that was a shitty answer that I am sure will be good for a lot laughs for anyone reading the online application and anybody that they know.


Wordsofwit

Nov 11 @ 10:20AM  
those fuggers want me to come back!?

Well, excluding the BS on providing you a place to stay at their expense, how did you feel about the job, the pay, your duties, your supervisor, your coworkers, etc.? If all of that was cool and they get their shit together on the housing, you may want to give it some thought once you dispense with any anger or resentment. Cowboy owner Jerry Jones (a joke around here at the moment) has a good saying worth considering, "Don't let your money get mad." That is a point worth pondering especially when a person doesn't have much money.
sugarnspice005

Nov 11 @ 6:39PM  
With an answer like that.....it would make me want to call the applicant in. Talk about an attention grabber! I hope you hear from them soon!

Good luck Shawn......er I mean.... Alex............ Anybody catch that shit the other night?!?!?

Yep!! Sure did!

Oh,... hell yeah "Sugar"...didn't you see my reply the next day?

straightup_9

Nov 11 @ 11:56PM  
Yes it is the right answer, you were working for yourself
Actually, the correct response is "N/A".....
Good Luck to ya, but remember, in the future, sometimes a prospective employer is more interested in HOW you answer a question rather than WHAT you answer...just sayin'.......

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