Three men were sitting on a beach; a fairly good-looking blonde walks by.
The first man says, "I give her a six"; the second, "I give her a 7"; the
third says, "She is a 1." The other two look at him and wonder. Another
woman walks by. The first man says, "She is an 8"; the second says, "I give
her an 8+"; the third says, "She is a three." Again the first two men wonder
about him. Then an extremely fine-looking redhead approaches. The first man
says, "She is a 10!" The second man says, "She is an 11!!" The third guy
says, "She is a six." The other two finally look at him and say, "What is the
matter with you, man?? That redhead is perfect!! Are you weird or
something??"
"Wait a minute--you don't understand; I use the Budweiser scale."
"What the hell is that?"
"That's how many clydesdales it would take to pull her off my face."
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