A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice.
"There's a pig stuck in the cow- catcher and is still alive but he's kicking and squealing so much I can't get him free" he said.
"Okay," said the boss. "In the back of the 'cruiser there's a pistol. Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it off cow-catcher and throw it into the bush."
About 45 minutes later the farmhand called in again, "I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, he went all limp and I got him out of the cow-catcher, no problem. But I still can't go on."
"Why not?" Asked the boss. "What's the problem?"
"Well it's his motorcycle ... the flashing blue light is jammed under the wheel-well."
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