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posted 11/6/2010 9:08:07 PM |
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A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice.

"There's a pig stuck in the cow- catcher and is still alive but he's kicking and squealing so much I can't get him free" he said.

"Okay," said the boss. "In the back of the 'cruiser there's a pistol. Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it off cow-catcher and throw it into the bush."

About 45 minutes later the farmhand called in again, "I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, he went all limp and I got him out of the cow-catcher, no problem. But I still can't go on."

"Why not?" Asked the boss. "What's the problem?"

"Well it's his motorcycle ... the flashing blue light is jammed under the wheel-well."


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NightOfOld

Nov 6 @ 9:13PM  




lilofval

Nov 6 @ 9:34PM  
LadyRamRod

Nov 6 @ 9:35PM  
Oh oh hog, i think someone just ran over the police
PinkToeNails

Nov 6 @ 9:40PM  
@ LRR!!!!

I hope that wasn't tassie!!!!!!!!!


sawduster

Nov 6 @ 9:41PM  
best chuckle i've had all day hog.
somnium

Nov 6 @ 9:48PM  
Pig in cow -catcher!

What a ham you are!!

hog77297

Nov 6 @ 10:14PM  
Well Somnium come times I just make a Hog of myself.
StraddleMyNose

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Nov 7 @ 12:23AM  
Oh shit!
Wordsofwit

Nov 7 @ 1:21AM  
tassie1

Nov 7 @ 4:03AM  
[QUOTE]I hope that wasn't tassie!!!!!!!!![QUOTE]

nope, I drive a nissan patrol but we all know what them bloody 'cruiser drivers are like

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