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Mad Cow Disease!

posted 11/5/2010 1:23:34 AM |
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In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....

The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............

"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

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Nov 5 @ 1:32AM  


Nov 5 @ 1:52AM  
Great Hog_________________that's an original

Nov 5 @ 7:00AM  
now thats a definate kudo

Nov 5 @ 2:38PM  
That's funny stuff! Thanks for sharing!

Nov 5 @ 6:12PM  
Leaving a kudo for this one.

Nov 5 @ 11:26PM  
Thanks gals and guys.

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