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posted 11/4/2010 8:36:32 PM |
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A little country boy was sitting on the curb with a quart of turpentine and just shaking it all up just watching all the bubbles.

A priest came along and asked the little boy what he was doing. The little boy replied "Well, I'm a just shakin' the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, son, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water." If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby boy."

The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, he'll pass a motorcycle."

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LadyRamRod

Nov 4 @ 9:00PM  
Great one Hog
onehornytoad69

Nov 4 @ 9:09PM  
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Nov 4 @ 9:45PM  
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Nov 4 @ 10:33PM  



KitKat25

Nov 4 @ 11:58PM  

I feel sorry for the poor cat.
Funny schtuff Hog.
shyguy140

Nov 5 @ 8:36AM  
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Nov 5 @ 6:07PM  
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Nov 5 @ 10:16PM  
That was hilarious!
hog77297

Nov 5 @ 11:29PM  
Thanks everone. But what about the poor little kitty!

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