Biker Bob was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since Mrs. Bob’s birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .
On the morning of Mrs. Bob’s Birthday, Biker Bob arose early, made Mrs. Bob a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took Mrs. Bob to Six Flags theme park. What a day! Biker Bob put Mrs. Bob on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Mrs. Bob’s head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Biker Bob then took Mrs. Bob to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and Mrs. Bob’s favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally Mrs. Bob wobbled home with Biker Bob and collapsed into bed exhausted.
Biker Bob leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'
Mrs. Bob’s eyes slowly opened and Mrs. Bob’s expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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