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Bikers Wifes Birthday!

posted 10/31/2010 2:41:19 PM |
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Biker Bob was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since Mrs. Bob’s birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of Mrs. Bob’s Birthday, Biker Bob arose early, made Mrs. Bob a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took Mrs. Bob to Six Flags theme park. What a day! Biker Bob put Mrs. Bob on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Mrs. Bob’s head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Biker Bob then took Mrs. Bob to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and Mrs. Bob’s favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally Mrs. Bob wobbled home with Biker Bob and collapsed into bed exhausted.

Biker Bob leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Mrs. Bob’s eyes slowly opened and Mrs. Bob’s expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.


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needsomenow789

Oct 31 @ 2:46PM  
"Great
Wordsofwit

Oct 31 @ 2:53PM  
Good one, kudo!
RJ53

Oct 31 @ 3:53PM  
That was funny.
blondie_779

Oct 31 @ 4:11PM  

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong..........always???



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1bunny629

Oct 31 @ 5:07PM  
I knew she was thinking dress size...now how is that???...funny story!
onehornytoad69

Oct 31 @ 5:21PM  
Cute!
sugarnspice005

Oct 31 @ 8:36PM  
PinkToeNails

Oct 31 @ 8:46PM  


Poor Bob.. at least he tried! More than alot of men would do!! Cute joke!!!! Maybe if he took her to Disney World, she might have felt like a princess, but still not a six!
somnium

Oct 31 @ 10:15PM  
Well... now wait a minute- with all that food she was packing in through the day, seemingly getting ready for hibernation through the Winter months, she must have had some idea she wasn't on the right track to even begin to get down to a size six....................... right???


justme4u

Nov 1 @ 4:36AM  
That is so true
tassie1

Nov 1 @ 5:23AM  
so true

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