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posted 10/31/2010 2:29:02 PM |
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Illegal Immigrant
A US Border Patrol Enforcer catches an illegal immigrant in the bushes just on the US side of the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."

The Mexican man pleads with them, "No Senior, I must stay in de USA! Please I beg you!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay here if you can use 3 english words in a sentence"...

The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in one sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and say Yellow?"

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