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Baseball - This is Still Funny

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First of all, wishing you all a happy Boo Day. With the World Series happening, I thought I would attempt to lighten things up around here within the theme of baseball. Some of you may recall this. It happened 21 years ago and still brings a smile to my face.

Here are some quips:

"Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything."
Toby Harrah.

"What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs."
Harry Caray.

"Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in."
Casey Stengel.

"All of your prayers are answered, but sometimes the answer is no."
Joe Garigiola

"He couldn't hit the water if he fell out of a boat."
Tommy Lasorda

"They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of pure Justice, icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans."
George F. Will.

"Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminium siding on the Sistine Chapel."
Roger Simon.

"Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for the house in blackjack."
Adam Morrow.

"The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up."
Bob Uecker.

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
Dave Barry.

"Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead."
Jackie Robinson.

"I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile."
Tom Clark.

"A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz."
Humphrey Bogart.

"To a pitcher, a base hit is the perfect example of negative feedback."
Steve Hovley.

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blondie_779

Oct 31 @ 10:19AM  

I have no idea, how Baseball is played.Only the bat looks like some medieval club and a ball gets hit by it.
ynot7769

Oct 31 @ 10:45AM  
I have no idea, how Baseball is played.Only the bat looks like some medieval club and a ball gets hit by it.


sad or funny..i only know a bit more then you .....oh well....

kudo for the jokes WOW..
Wordsofwit

Oct 31 @ 11:23AM  
I have no idea, how Baseball is played.

The closest thing you have to is is cricket. In both, simplistically, the object is to attempt to hit a ball with a wooden instrument and get to various stations before the ball does.

Thanks, YNOT

Lastly, silly me. How could I post baseball humor without including what is, generally, considered to be the greatest comedy routine of all time.
StraddleMyNose

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Nov 1 @ 11:44AM  
Your baseball season may come to an end tonight, Bruce. San Fran, is now up in the series 3-1.
sugarnspice005

Nov 1 @ 7:25PM  
Good thing I went through the comments first....I was getting ready to ask about the classic Abbott and Costello "Who's On First?". I still love that skit....

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