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posted 10/31/2010 8:14:58 AM |
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These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system.

All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)



1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.



2. I would not allow this student to breed.



3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.



4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite...)



5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.



6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.



7. This child has been working with glue too much.



8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.



9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming..



10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.



11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.



12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.



These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:



1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."



2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."



3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."



4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."



5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."



6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"



7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"



8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."



9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"



10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."



11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."



12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC."



13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"



14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."



15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."



AND THE WINNER IS....



16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here."




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ynot7769

Oct 31 @ 9:40AM  
Now that shits there's funny! Nice way to start my day. Ty
NightOfOld

Oct 31 @ 10:47AM  


Those were all good. Here's your greenie.
somnium

Oct 31 @ 12:01PM  
Hmmm... sounds like the 'teachers' were reacting to their own inabilities to teach and took it out on the kids, me thinks and the teachers' union does everything to keep them employed, to teach even more stupid!!! IMO


Lisa46

Oct 31 @ 12:50PM  
Hmmm... sounds like the 'teachers' were reacting to their own inabilities to teach and took it out on the kids, me thinks and the teachers' union does everything to keep them employed, to teach even more stupid!!! IMO


Sounds to me like the students are so lacking in manners and wanting to learn that teachers are getting fed up. Which I would have given up after i was fired for telling them off
LadyRamRod

Oct 31 @ 1:42PM  
Bad, bad cops, kudo your way

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