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THE OUTHOUSE POEM


The service station trade was slow
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick
Piled shavings on the ground

No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack, marked His and Hers
That sat against the hill.

"Where is the ladies restroom, sir?"
The owner leaning back,
Said not a word but whittled on,
And nodded toward the shack.




With quickened step she entered there
But only stayed a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.
With startled look and beet red face
She bounded through the door,
And headed quickly for the car
Just like three gals before.

She missed the foot log - jumped the stream
The owner gave a shout,
As her silk stockings, down at her knees
Caught on a sassafras sprout.

She tripped and fell - got up, and then
In obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.

Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did, and then we found
The whittling owner knew.

A speaking system he'd devised
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.





He'd wait until the gals got set
And then the devilish tike,
Would stop his whittling long enough,
To speak into the mike.

And as she sat, a voice below
Struck terror, fright and fear,
"Will you please use the other hole,
We're painting under here!"









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PinkToeNails

Oct 30 @ 11:30PM  
Well no wonder she was freaked out Hog!!!!!!!!!! .....


cottoncandydragon

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Oct 31 @ 12:41AM  
I love it! Here's a green cookie thingy!
NightOfOld

Oct 31 @ 2:08AM  

Just speakers, no camera.
tassie1

Oct 31 @ 5:50AM  
onehornytoad69

Oct 31 @ 6:21AM  
soft_touch938

Oct 31 @ 8:09AM  
From one who is old enough to have used outhouses, I'm not sure that's funny....well, maybe....well...ok yeah it is....
hog77297

Oct 31 @ 1:30PM  
Thanks for the comments guys!
LadyRamRod

Oct 31 @ 1:55PM  
Good one hog, i never used a out house but i did know some people who used one up until about 10 years ago, not sure if they still use it now

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