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posted 10/28/2010 7:31:32 AM |
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A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks in, looking for money and guns
but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the
girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets
up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just
give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll
kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we
kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."

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KitKat25

Oct 28 @ 7:44AM  

Good one!
williams990

Oct 28 @ 7:55AM  
hog77297

Oct 28 @ 8:49AM  
NightOfOld

Oct 28 @ 8:50AM  


justme4u

Oct 28 @ 10:45AM  
sugarnspice005

Oct 28 @ 10:54AM  


Well now, ain't love sweet?
1bunny629

Oct 28 @ 12:55PM  
...guess he didn't see that one comin....
onehornytoad69

Oct 28 @ 4:23PM  
Cute! Thx for posting!
onehornytoad69

Oct 28 @ 4:23PM  
Cute! Thx for posting!
onehornytoad69

Oct 28 @ 4:23PM  
Cute! Thx for posting!
megabassman2821

Oct 28 @ 7:11PM  
WTF? That is just messed-up, whacked out, and wrong, dude! I disagree wholeheartedly with homosexuality and stand against it, but I won't stop other guys from messin around if they were not my sons [if I had any].
Lisa46

Oct 28 @ 7:36PM  
^^^WTF?

I think its a great old joke Love it every time I see it

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