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posted 10/27/2010 9:27:31 PM |
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?

Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"

Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"

Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"

Her: "No, no. I just can't"

Him: "I beg you..."

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's little sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise I can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"

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ladybootscooter

Oct 27 @ 9:43PM  
NightOfOld

Oct 27 @ 9:55PM  


aftershox

Oct 27 @ 10:37PM  
Somehow I could just picture this happening. Then I realized that I had pictured this happening thanks to a Mastercard commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJbtFAmXPkY
justme4u

Oct 28 @ 12:53AM  
1bunny629

Oct 28 @ 1:34AM  
onehornytoad69

Oct 28 @ 4:33AM  
Cute!
tassie1

Oct 28 @ 5:48AM  
lkb66

Oct 28 @ 7:09AM  
KitKat25

Oct 28 @ 7:31AM  
Greenie!
sugarnspice005

Oct 28 @ 10:55AM  
OOPS!!!!!!!

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